Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
I roll up my sleeves, reversing the currents with a mere fist
But I still surrender to your gaze
Raising a glass of wine to shake the mountains
But I'm drunk at the sight of you by your window
Oh, don't slip away
Oh, recite the spell
A pinky promise that lasts 1,000 years
Even your hands are locked in mine
Ready to love you, ready to love me
Even a coward should make his feelings known
Ready to love you, ready to love me
Even an arrogant snob surrenders to me
Ready to love you, ready to love me
In the misty rain and swirling clouds
Ready to love you, ready to love me
Dance with the rumble of thunder and lightning
Come away to the Acacia Tree
Stinky Fellow, are you making a joke out of me?
You were never in love with each other, were you?
We wasted so many talismans!
- He was! Why else would we try so hard? - Brother Taoist is giving his all. He is even bleeding.
But, Brother Taoist, the rules of Fox Spirit Matchmaking Fairies state that
people who aren't in love won't make an oath at the Tree of Heartache.
They won't be assigned to Matchmaking Fairies.
Wh-What's wrong?
Wh-What did I do wrong?
No, you did nothing wrong,
but your sudden intelligence feels very strange.
You even seem much more mature suddenly.
Little Sister's task is surprisingly rough.
Even though it was fleeting,
did you notice that Little Sister grew taller?
Little Sister hasn't made progress in fifty years, but she has grown taller.
Approximately 9-12 centimeters taller.
Her demon power has risen 23.4 times,
but it lasted only two or three seconds.
That means Bai Yue Chu is truly the one we seek.
That might not be so.
There are still many things to verify.
Su Su, let me take a closer look at Fox Spirit Task.
"Fan Yun Fei made an oath 1,000 years ago"
"of reincarnated fates at the Tree of Heartache."
"The divided magic weapon that will work as the key of continuity"
"was the 1,000-Year Divine Water Pearl." Right?
But this still doesn't make sense.
What is your goal?
Was the plan...
to never let them fall in love?
Perhaps they were never in love.
I'm just a rookie so it's not surprising for me to miss this.
But as someone eager to help your crown prince find his reincarnated lover,
you never took out that important magic weapon.
You didn't even say a word about it.
If my guess is right
that magic weapon has been hidden by you.
Right, Miss Secretary?
Perhaps you don't even want Crown Prince to find his lover.
Why are you doubting me?
You're just someone we hired to help!
You're fired! You're no longer involved in this so leave!
"No longer involved"? No, no, no.
This is the perfect chance to strike at Yiqi Taoist Alliance
and make that scumbag Wang humiliate himself.
I won't give up, and you can't stop me,
since you aren't even a match for me.
Y-You don't understand.
That is a pearl of misfortune.
Once it appears in this world, it'll beckon endless disasters.
Don't scare me. Hand over the Divine Water Pearl.
Big Brother Taoist, you can do it!
Don't encourage him!
Walk away, Young Man.
What the heck is this?
Nice to meet you.
I'm the Emperor of the Western Territories.
The location of that pearl is highly confidential.
It can't be revealed.
Youngsters should just stick to a safe path.
"A safe path"?
Do you mean hammering their heads like clowns?
I have no interest in doing such a stupid thing.
Grandpa, are you all right?
Don't worry, he won't die.
Young Man, don't be too arrogant.
How about this? Let's have a duel.
Brother Taoist, what are you doing?
A talisman to return us to our proper sizes.
How do you want to compete?
Anything is fine.
I have the Divine Water Pearl on me.
As long as you win—
Say it again. I didn't hear you clearly.
Please spare my life. I will give you anything.
I knew it.
The power of fox spirits for reincarnated fates
has left only half of the Divine Water Pearl behind.
You're truly sagacious (wise).
Nothing can be hidden from you,
but I still want to say this.
This pearl will bring bad luck.
Forget I said anything.
Whatever disasters you may encounter has nothing to do with me.
I have no time to waste with you.
I only know that without my help,
you can never bind your fates again.
I will only help you once.
If you want to accept my help, touch this pearl fragment.
- Maybe this pearl will bring bad luck. - You're annoying.
But if you don't even have the guts to take risks,
consider your love over and gone.
No! Son, don't do it!
- My stomach hurts so much. - What's wrong, Miss Li?
Someone, come!
Young Master, hang in there.
We are already at the hospital!
- Miss Li, stop biting me! - Hang on, Young Master!
It hurts like heck.
Young Master, must you go to such extremes?
Yes, in order to find out Bai Yue Chu's whereabouts,
this meager pain is nothing.
- She's in the operating room. - But I will get my revenge
- There's a strange demonic energy looming over her. - on Bai Yue Chu.
Jerk, just you wait.
Poor loser. Pauper.
Flame Talisman.
What's that smell? It's so amazing.
Young Master, your head is burning.
It's so hot!
Help! It's burning!
Young Master, turn right for the washroom.
Help!
You use your right hand for chopsticks!
Your Majesty, this is theft.
I'm just bringing souvenirs back for the folks.
Let's get out of here before that youth returns.
Are you trying to escape?
N-No way, Great Immortal. We just want to go shopping.
Shopping is great. Why don't we find a place to talk?
Make sure you're sincere.
S-Sincere?
Wow, it's so dazzling!
Is this the legendary roasted pork?
I can't even look at it!
Big Brother Taoist, safety first.
We are lucky he's a bumpkin. He's satisfied with such a puny shop.
This is only a punishment for trying to escape.
You still have to feed me after our work is done.
Yes, we agree to everything.
Let's get down to business.
My silly, foolish, ignorant, dumb, and dramatic son
was almost sold,
but that made him phenomenally strong.
His magic powers shot to the skies.
Even his looks became extraordinary.
He alone challenged the water demon that terrorized our kingdom.
Sand Loser, how dare you challenge the Water Demon Lord!
Don't you know that water is your kryptonite?
He's not afraid of water. Holy heck!
Since then, my son was idolized by the entire kingdom.
But...
That won't do!
He didn't pass the test so he can't inherit the throne.
Unless he marries that female general.
With the entire kingdom's expectations on his shoulders, my son went to propose to her every morning,
I have to be sneaky.
Your Majesty, don't follow him!
And every night...
he would return bruised, beaten, and defeated.
What a tragedy.
What's wrong with my son?
It's all because Your Majesty always tags along!
Until one day...
He's always chased back at night!
It's already the second day that he's missing!
- I'll go have a look! - Stop, Your Majesty.
No matter what you say, I won't let you mess things up today!
At the end of the road
The last hand I hold in my life
Your Highness!
That time, my son returned the next day.
- Congratulations on the marriage! - I have no clue what happened in those two days.
But when they got back, they married at once.
At this important moment,
I-I want to m-make this token of love
that saved me and my bride
- Oh. - a national treasure.
M-May it remain as a memory of our—
No!
Not even if you're part of the imperial family!
The 1,000-Year Divine Water Pearl is a foe of sand demons.
If you stubbornly insist...
And refuse to give up the Thousand-Year Divine Water Pearl...
We can only drive you out of the kingdom!
Flowers in full bloom gathering under a tree of millennia
Let the storm witness the passing of the oath
Son, Father is here to see you.
Give up the Divine Water Pearl and come back with me.
She's dead.
W-We were together for eighty years.
B-But human lives c-can only be this long.
Let the sunlight shine on new footsteps
Oh, my condolences.
Well, now that she's dead, give up the Divine Water Pearl.
Come back and ascend the throne.
I... already applied for
reincarnated fates.
I want to be with you forever
Did you use that as the key of reincarnated fates ?
I... used the 1,000-Year Divine Water Pearl
as the key of reincarnated fates
so...
as long as I live,
I won't let go.
I want to be with you forever
That unfilial son!
I waited eighty years for nothing! Now, I still have to wait.
This is really a pearl of doom.
Please make compensations, Sir.
All right, I've grasped your situation.
You want this mongrel to ascend the throne.
The conditions stated by the elders are these:
One, marry that general and get rid of the Divine Water Pearl.
If we use the fox spirits' method of the Divine Water Pearl
to help them recover memories of their love, the elders still won't be convinced.
No!
Two, so you bought those exorbitant Dreaming Memories Hammers to recover their memories.
You want to avoid the usual fox spirit method while helping them reunite.
Okay.
Did you figure that out too?
But how bloody long will this hammering take?
This method is too stupid.
Actually, we've been trying hard for 900 years.
What the heck kept you going 900 years?
Your Majesty!
Your Majesty, please return with me.
For the sake of our kingdom, please produce more heirs!
Please save me!
Help!
Great Immortal, all is in your hands.
I won't have to work so hard once my son ascends the throne.
I think I can understand why he's so determined.
What kept you going?
You're just a worker.
Even if your crown prince ascends the throne and you get promoted,
that still isn't worth following this fool for 900 years.
I...
I grew up with His Highness.
It doesn't matter how this is done.
I just want His Highness to be happy.
I saved 300 years of my salary to get those Dreaming Memories Hammers.
If you can help the prince reunite with his lover,
I will give them to you.
Deal, leave this to me!
Mongrel, hold on to your magic weapon.
It's really troublesome with this magic weapon.
I can only cast magic for two minutes every day.
Don't celebrate yet.
I've searched the woman's home, but I didn't find the other half of the pearl.
That being said, you didn't see the pearl.
How do you know she's the reincarnation of your wife?
I bribed the Deceased Department in the underworld to find out.
You darn rich boy. Serves you right for ending up broke.
You're the broke one, Rascal!
Don't fight, Brother.
Congratulations, the surgery went well.
Your stomach no longer hurts, right?
What's this?
It's really weird.
It's a rare shape for a gallstone.
In previous reincarnations, I've tried to help His Highness using the fox spirit's method.
But whenever both fragments come close,
the god of misfortune would attack us.
Is Bai Yue Chu really the one we are seeking?
Yiqi Taoist Alliance claims it's their most accurate find in the past 500 years.
They've been wrong for 500 years.
How can I believe them?
You're right.
Well, what do we do...
Shut up.
Oh, I almost forgot you were around.
In that case... Fox Spirit Magic.
Demon Capturing Device.
Please smile.
The Calamity Beast doesn't have a physical form.
If you step into its body, you'll be haunted by misfortune.
Little Sister will be in trouble.
I'm leaving. I have a mission on hold.
Aren't you going to help?
This Calamity Beast is quite dangerous.
I fear Bai Yue Chu can't handle it.
You should know my principles.
I won't do anything for free.
Besides, I will feel much better if he dies a few more times.
All right.
But Little Sister is with him so I wonder if this is really okay.
When it comes to misfortune,
sometimes...
it can really kill you.
I-I'm sorry. The wheel broke.
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
The phoenix-tail butterfly on your fingertip
It said it will leave at dawn
To seek out where you are
Life is short like a tide
Don't mimic the legends in books
How many ancient tales have ended in farewell?
I merely met you by chance
Rain happens to be falling
We happen to snuggle up close
Isn't this wonderful?
The passage of time doesn't matter
How rare to be in love!
If it is inevitable
You make the vast world seem so meager
The storms aren't to be feared
No sighs are heard under the stars and moon
This love will never change
Even if this is infatuation
The Heavens have granted me this love with you