I roll up my sleeves, reversing the currents with a mere fist
But I still surrender to your gaze
Raising a glass of wine to shake the mountains
But I'm drunk at the sight of you by your window
Oh, don't slip away
Oh, recite the spell
A pinky promise that lasts 1,000 years
Even your hands are locked in mine
Ready to love you, ready to love me
Even a coward should make his feelings known
Ready to love you, ready to love me
Even an arrogant snob surrenders to me
Ready to love you, ready to love me
In the misty rain and swirling clouds
Ready to love you, ready to love me
Dance with the rumble of thunder and lightning
Come away to the Acacia Tree
The Calamity Beast doesn't have a physical form.
If you step into its body, you'll be haunted by misfortune.
Do you know what's going on?
It feels familiar.
When it comes to misfortune,
sometimes...
it can really kill you.
What's... this?
What an ignorant pauper.
I know this is a truck.
Who cares about that? Stop it!
With the magic weapon back, his power has really compounded.
But looking at our encounters thus far,
we won't be this lucky.
I think misfortune has its eye on us.
Go home.
Big Brother Taoist said that you'll be unlucky if you stick with us.
Big Brother Taoist, it seems they don't want to leave.
These cats are refusing to leave despite grave danger.
Yes, they're biting us so persistently.
What do they want?
That being said, I think I realized something.
Hurry and say it.
Bad luck...
isn't just haunting us!
Are you really crying from happiness?
So I reckon this bad luck is contained within a fixed range.
This bad luck started when you got the Divine Water Pearl.
In other words, this is the ripple from both keys of reincarnated fates.
That means Xue Yang is experiencing the same thing.
I have to get there!
Don't fret.
For Â¥100, I can get you there at lightning speed.
It's a deal!
- Oh, Â¥100! - This is my last Â¥100.
- I was saving it for a good meal. - I should check for the watermark.
It's real! Do it now!
In that case...
Let's go!
My legs feel like lead. What's going on?
My legs do feel quite heavy.
Wh-What's going on?
Did I happen to use
the 1,000 Pounds Leaden Legs Talisman?
Hey, what's that? Take them off, you dumb pauper!
Your Highness, this talisman can't be removed.
I'll kill you!
Young Master Wang, what are you doing?
Please close your eyes.
All done. Open your eyes.
Wh-What is this?
Look.
I prepared this just for you.
Do you like it?
It's gorgeous. I'm over the moon (elated).
You transferred me to the VIP ward
and even decorated the place exquisitely.
You've spent too much on me.
As long as you're all right, I don't care about anything else.
The mood is great. This is the right moment.
This is it!
Be casual... and hold her hand.
Young Master succeeded! Impressive.
I-I'm sorry! I'm usually really a gentleman.
My luck is horrible. The nurse just couldn't find the right vein for the injection today.
Bad luck?
Poor you.
Come on. Admire this beautiful candy house.
Just a look at it and you'll... get lucky.
Brats, where did you come from?
These were flown in from Switzerland!
What? Children?
Young Master, you even already have children?
That is great!
It's such a happy occasion! We should report this to Master right away!
- Teacher, we are here to visit you. - As expected of Young Master! He held her hand in just one try!
Thank you. You are wonderful children.
- Ms. Fang brought us here, - He got intimate with her already!
but she lost her way.
They had so many children immediately!
Young Master is robust!
Are you stupid? Children don't just pop out that quickly!
What? Don't they?
What an idiot. But...
I didn't know she was a kindergarten teacher.
I'll just have to cater to her interests then.
Teacher, you have to get well soon.
These children are so cute.
I love children the most.
What a cheerful man.
Young Master Wang is so gentle and thoughtful.
He is even handsome and rich.
Someone like this
- is definitely a man I can entrust my life to. - Please be my girlfriend.
Y-Young Master Wang, what did you just say?
Please... be my girlfriend.
At such a moment, I have to seize the chance
and deliver a fatal blow for the kill.
I saved you, but you saved me so we are even now.
Besides, we barely know each other.
There are barriers since you are a demon, and I am human.
I saved you, but you saved me so we are even now.
So what do you like about me?
Wait a second. When have I said this before?
Don't agree to it!
Head Nurse! You stuck the needle into your own hand!
Dr. Li, what you drank just now was antiseptic solution!
Sorry, I'm a kindergarten teacher.
Can you help me find my students?
- I only went to the restroom, - Hang in there, Dr. Li!
but they all disappeared!
Okay, don't worry too much.
Look, you are sweating profusely.
This isn't sweat!
A pipe exploded in the bathroom and drenched me!
I was so scared that I fell into the toilet bowl!
Do you think I'll announce that to the world?
I-I'm sorry. Please don't be like this.
There will be good things in life.
Look, the children were lost in a hospital.
At least, they won't be in any...
danger.
Robbery!
We are professional robbers.
We are really professionals!
- Don't move. - What are you looking at?
- Have you never seen robbers before? - This is a serious robbery!
I really haven't seen any.
Boss, the doors were open.
Why did we blow up the doors?
Because it looks cool.
O-Okay.
Boss, why are we suddenly robbing a hospital?
Weren't we going to rob a bank?
When we passed by,
I just felt like robbing this place.
Is there a problem?
N-No.
Rob this place empty!
Robbery!
Hand over the medicine... No.
You still have to hand over all your money.
B-Bring it...
Is something the matter?
No!
Robbery!
Luckily, I brought spare pants.
Big Brother Taoist, why do you have pants with you?
To look cool.
Idiots.
Bai Yue Chu.
Your luck really sucks.
I didn't expect you to walk into your own grave.
The God Manifestation Talisman?
Each piece is worth Â¥5,000 ($700.) How enviable.
If something this expensive is damaged, would you still want it?
Don't be stupid.
I'm not a poor loser like you.
I wouldn't want damaged goods.
Great.
Here are my year's worth of oil talismans!
Darn it.
It's out of range.
Snap!
This is still worth a fortune when recycled!
You're the one giving it up!
But using up a year's worth oil talismans doesn't feel great.
A year's worth of oil talismans?
Little Fool, get a bucket.
Okay!
It seems there is still two months' worth here.
It can't be wasted.
I don't care.
I'm going to show you
the innate difference between me and a poor loser like you!
Hey, Mongrel. Aren't you going to give me a hand?
H-How have you been... l-lately?
You lecher!
This isn't the time for that!
Beat him up!
I'm so well that I'm in the hospital.
Y-Your health...
If you're here out of concern,
at least be more sincere!
Y-You're mistaken!
O-On the way here,
I had to get the 1,000 Pounds Leaden Legs Talisman off me.
Don't hit me in the face!
I... was...
r-really anxious to see you so...
That is enough.
I don't want to hear your explanations.
You've pestered me for so many generations.
Now, I want to tell you this.
I have someone else I'm in love with!
Stop pestering me!
Don't hit me in the face!
C-Can I ask...
Of course, it's Young Master Wang who loves me heart and soul (totally)!
Beat him up!
Yes, stomp on him!
Hey, the one on the left.
Can't you bite his butt?
That's his huge weakness!
Y-Young Master Wang.
Young Master Wang, someone is harassing me!
Hit him harder! Harder!
Young Master Wang, someone is proposing to me!
- That's more like it! - Someone is robbing me! Help!
Darn it! Can't you unleash the Turtle Wave Qi Skill?
You're such useless trash!
Molestation! There's a lecher here! I'm being molested!
Great job! Keep up the good work!
On the right! The right!
Are you stupid? He uses chopsticks with his right hand!
Don't just use your hands. Use your feet.
- Fart and kill him with it! Do it! - Is this the legendary act of ditching an old love for a new one?
That's not true. He must be doing it for his career.
That's what TV drama plots are like these days.
That is amazing.
That's right! Young Master did this to get the woman to lure out Bai Yue Chu!
Young Master never loved her!
He's doing this for the Yiqi Taoist Alliance!
Young Master really gives his all for the family.
Hey, you!
Shut up! I'm broadcasting!
Let me repeat myself. Young Master never loved her.
Why would Young Master fall for a girl like her?
He's doing it for the Yiqi Taoist Alliance's future!
Wang Fu Gui!
Explain yourself. Make it clear now.
Were your feelings ever true?
My feelings... were true.
I have to woo 180 girls every year.
I'm sincere to every girl.
What an abomination!
What kind of weapon is this?
I can't conjure any magic.
Surrender, Bai Yue Chu.
After countless hardships, Bai Yue Chu's treason has finally been resolved.
This smooth resolution... is thanks to you, Miss Li.
Without you, this case wouldn't be closed easily with no problems.
So I express my sincere thanks
for the love you have for me.
Villain!
You scum!
You used Xue Yang.
I'll never spare you!
Here's a preview: The Yiqi Taoist Alliance is far more proficient
at capturing demons than humans.
The phoenix-tail butterfly on your fingertip
It said it will leave at dawn
To seek out where you are
Life is short like a tide
Don't mimic the legends in books
How many ancient tales have ended in farewell?
I merely met you by chance
Rain happens to be falling
We happen to snuggle up close
Isn't this wonderful?
The passage of time doesn't matter
If this fate is meant to be washed away
If it is inevitable
You make the vast world seem so meager
The storms aren't to be feared
No sighs are heard under the stars and moon
This love will never change
Even if this is infatuation
The Heavens have granted me this love with you