Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
I heard life was uneventful for you guys lately.
So I don't know
if you still remember this thing.
I-Isn't it a year ago, when I retrieved the little fool,
you used our blood to make this thermometer?
At that time, you said it could measure warm love between Big Brother Taoist and me.
So...
you had better explain yourselves.
Why is it at 20° Celsius now?
It's quite cold today.
That means over the past year,
there has been no progress in your relationship.
Are you trying to fool me?
Hold on! Hold on! We are all civilized people!
We don't drink or fight!
Lower salary or debt repayment?
You can choose one.
It's not like that!
Love can't be rushed.
Besides, it's a private matter between us two!
"A private matter"?
Who said this is your private matter?
This has long been a matter involving all of Mount Tu!
Limited quantities of internet celebrity Su Su's earphones!
Come and buy it!
I want one!
Hello, everyone.
Recently, Bai Yue Chu, who became known due to the battle of Mount Tu,
has shot to great fame.
The Yue-Hong romance was later revealed
and attracted attention of all demons.
Su Su and his news dominate the top of the trends.
Everyone is most concerned about the dating news between Ba Yue Chu and Su Su.
- How are things with you and Su Su? - All Mount Tu reporters and paparazzi
try to catch the couple in action.
But no one managed to get news on their relationship.
Everyone onsite and before the television,
are you very interested in how passionate is this romance?
That's right!
Yes, we want to know!
We really want to know!
Hence, I made a special trip to get
exclusive rights to disclose their love thermometer.
Let's get ready to unveil the thermometer
and reveal the truth of their relationship.
- Come on! - Three, two, one!
It didn't budge an inch.
What the heck is with Bai Yue Chu?
He's just a loser.
If I were him, my children could count by now.
- So everyone is here to mock us. - It's been two years.
- I thought Demonic Flavors Trove sell limited edition lollipops. - What is he doing so far?
What a loser!
- Big Brother Taoist. - The temperature didn't even rise.
- We're being watched a lot lately. - What a scumbag.
- Let's avoid crowds. - He's just a hopeless bachelor.
Idiot.
- No way. - What a fool.
- Useless guy. - Demonic Flavors Trove sells lollipops today,
of limited edition!
If I miss that, there is no other chance.
This smell. Could it be...
It's the smell of specially proportioned sugar.
How did someone get a limited edition colorful lollipop before me?
To make up for everyone's disappointment,
the program invited a famous hip-hop singer,
the Demon King, to perform his original song for us.
"Bai Yue Chu, have you what it takes?"
Half the year already passed
Under the tree, a cow blows past
Big Brother Taoist, don't go there.
- Don't go there, Big Brother Taoist. Avoid the crowd. - No, I must ask for a limited edition lollipop!
If someone recognizes you, you'll be surrounded with questions.
It will be posted online.
Who can recognize us with our faces covered?
Calm down, Big Brother Taoist!
Whom did you call?
Big Brother Taoist?
Why do they look familiar?
- Is it Bai Yue Chu? - I'm not Bai Yue Chu.
You mistook me for someone else.
Hello, please try Demonic Flavors Trove's colorful lollipop.
Okay!
He's really Bai Yue Chu.
I got to see him in person!
Darn it! So despicable!
How dare you trick me!
Well, in that case, he must carry Su Su on his back.
Hello, everyone.
Big Brother Taoist, let's leave now.
Think of it.
Whose yells drew attention to us?
Little Fool!
That jerk is pushing the blame!
Over there - You should be single all your life.
Don't let them get away!
Take a photo of their quarrel.
This week's performance depends on it.
Bai Yue Chu and Su Su are quarreling.
- Really? - Yes.
Seems like quite an intense fight.
Filling it up with emotions
Run!
I don't teach you how to fall in love
Leave us alone! Don't bother us!
I'm worried about the future
How time flies
Bai Yue Chu, stop being lazy
Tear them off!
Stop wasting time
Big Brother Taoist!
How hard can love be?
If you have sincere care
Filling it up with emotions
I don't teach you how to fall in love
I'm worried about the future
How time flies
Bai Yue Chu, stop being lazy
So you've reached such a state.
What a disappointment.
We don't know who'll have the last laugh.
Speaking of which,
I shouldn't have acted on impulse back then.
The marriage can't go on.
So if you let the little fool go,
and stop forcing her into this marriage,
I can promise to get her back.
As I help her become the greatest Matchmaking Fairy,
I'll woo her.
I'll make her fall in true love with me.
If you insist on stopping me,
I can kill myself at any time.
I'll do it in the next life and the life after that.
I'll kill myself until you agree.
Now, I'm tricked and trapped
in different ways to get married.
I'll build a 200-square-meter dressing room.
It'll be connected to a swimming pool by the sea.
What do you think?
So handsome. I heard your son is the most popular influencer now.
The royalties of image licensing alone must earn you lots, right?
Of course.
He even has a song specially written for him. Ya Ya
Bai Yue Chu, have you what it takes?
Darn you, Paparazzi!
How dare you come to my house!
Oh, it's just my dad.
Son, I must discuss an important thing.
I'll tear down this house and rebuild it.
You can go abroad on holiday during the renovation.
Wait. Hold on.
Where did you get the money
to buy this outfit and this gold chain?
- My money is your money. - Is Mr. Bai home?
The super home appliances you ordered have arrived.
That's me.
Come on, bring them in.
I'll pay you later.
Hey, how many things did you buy?
Can you really afford it?
Of course, my good son paid for them.
Actually, I didn't buy much.
I just bought the latest smart appliances.
Your son will pay?
So you have another illegitimate child.
What are you saying?
You're my only son.
Pay for them with your ¥230,000 bonus.
My ¥230,000?
Give it to me!
It's stored in here.
Hold on! What the heck is this?
They're my VIP membership cards for food outlets.
If I top-up over ¥10,000 in the card at once,
I can enjoy a shocking 50% discount.
Who the heck wants that?
- What are you doing? - I want money!
Where are your endorsement fees and royalties?
- No one gave that to me. - Give me the money.
In the end, they're just poor losers.
What a waste of my youth.
Let's go.
You wastrel!
Let go of me!
- Don't you think of anything but eating? - Mr. Bai.
Time to pay.
Hold on, I'll be right there.
Go and refund the cards. Hurry up.
Dream on.
What's the point if you don't buy food?
What? You don't have money?
Mr. Bai, explain yourself.
Hold on. My son has all the money.
I have no money.
Good Lads, let's talk it through.
Beat him up.
According to the information from military,
Bai Yue Chu regards wealth as his life.
For money, he can fight his biological father.
Right now, it seems just a superficial trait.
Your Highness is amazing.
You're really smart.
You detected the issue's root instantly.
Every time this boy showed appalling obsession,
it's always for food.
So if we make good use of this trait,
victory is ours.
This is Southern Coconut Chicken.
It's very authentic. Enjoy your meal.
Please help Lu Zhu Bo and I.
You're quite the sincere guy.
This restaurant in the wilderness has a special flavor.
All right, leave your matter of Lu Zhu Bo to me.
But it'll be counted as my work.
I succeeded.
It is said they buy in the middle of nowhere.
Of course, because it's cheap.
This meal doesn't even cost ¥50.
How can humans eat such junk?
A coconut dish of this standard
is too awful even as pig fodder.
You're doomed.
You toppled Big Brother Taoist's pot.
It's barely acceptable to rinse your mouth with that.
So...
Big Brother Taoist! Don't kill anyone!
Are you ready to die?
N-No, it's impossible.
Is this the legendary
first-class food critic, Demon Realm expert in the world's delicacies?
Is this food nurtured by Coconut Tree Demon, Master He Feng himself?
Master He Feng gets older so he barely nurtures any.
It's the rumored delicacy in Demon Realm.
Oh, this fragrance.
This is the best curry in the world!
You really know your food.
To be honest, I have many different flavors here.
Do you want to try them?
I can't do that.
All right, I'll help you find the authentic one.
What about our commission?
Didn't you say you will help Little Bo and me today?
Darn it!
I'm late.
I ate so much yesterday that I overslept.
I won't make it even if I use the God-walking Talisman.
What was that?
I think I heard Big Brother Taoist's voice.
Oh, Big Brother Taoist got up late today.
He hasn't had breakfast.
I'm sure he'll be overjoyed if I bring him steamed buns.
Oh, Teacher, I met a pervert on my way to school so I...
Seems he suffers from a Demonic Nerve Poison.
Who did this?
It's time for breakfast.
Here you go.
If you guess these ingredients,
I'll give it to you.
Manic Bison's black milk, bacon of Gao Clan's xenogenic (altered) pigs,
Tian Ji Peak's snow mountain flying cattle sausage,
Bishui Lake's swan eggs, Demonic Flavors Trove's fine toast and cheese.
The bowl contains King Bee Jam made by Apocrita (Bees).
Those are sea sugar cubes in the box.
Lady Su Su, does the Great Immortal have time today?
You can have these.
It's time to end class.
Why won't you let us have lunch?
Be quiet!
I don't care about your reasons.
We must finish this morning's class.
You fell asleep so we couldn't start class on time.
We won't take the blame!
No one is allowed to eat
until I teach the content I prepared!
Do you hear me?
Class, it's time for lunch.
Let's go eat!
Come on. Let's go.
What do you think?
Can you guess what is for lunch?
This fragrance must be soup made from Eight Soul Lake's ducks.
You're indeed an expert.
Great Immortal, we're here to bring you food.
You can have this.
Lady Su Su!
What's wrong with them?
- Let's go. - See you tomorrow.
Are you satisfied with the food today?
Everything was awesome. I have no complaints.
More dishes are worth anticipating tomorrow.
I can't wait!
Su Su, what's wrong?
You don't look happy.
So what if she can cook?
These are the best cooks around.
With their teaching, you'll be fine.
That's the situation.
I hope you can teach her how to make amazing food.
A rising star in cooking, a kind monster with a ring of fur.
My signature dish is a round monster.
How it looks when you eat it is how it'll leave your body.
It's not that easy to learn our cooking skills.
A new culinary star, Six Arms Blue Demon.
My signature dish is Obedience Brain Mush Soup.
It reflects the passage of information.
A new culinary star, the Sphinx!
My signature dish is the Severed Rabbit.
Our dishes are the best for charming men.
Are you ready?
All ready! I'll do my best!
Come on, you can do it!
What's wrong?
Your mind seems preoccupied today.
I don't know why, but I'm feeling a bit empty.
Maybe it's the sun. You must be thirsty.
Here you go.
This is a drink of maple leaves more delicious and juicier than grapes.
It's perfect for weekend mornings.
You can make drinks with meaty maple leaves?
Let me try it.
Does it taste good?
It's amazing.
Big Brother Taoist.
I used big crabs from Red Ocean Lake
to make you delicious snacks.
It's my first time cooking on my own.
Have a taste.
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
The light in the dark night
Spinning in their own circles
Eager to meet promptly
Don't get trapped in the long night
Destined to miss meeting each other
Destined to have a twist
Just for a classic reunion
Battered by wind and frost on the road
Everyone has regrets
In this maze of love
We've yet to meet, but we're near each other
It seems half a lifetime passed in vain as I wait for you
Half of the clear moon has already turned away