Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
Big Brother Taoist.
I used big crabs from Red Ocean Lake to make you delicious snacks.
It's my first time cooking on my own.
Have a taste.
It must taste awful.
Here, cleanse your taste buds with delicious leaf juice.
Don't worry, you'll feel better once you spit everything out.
These are crabs from Red Ocean Lake.
They're supposed to be delicious.
What skill must one have to turn them into this?
Here, take another sip.
You'll feel better soon.
- Give me a sip. - Be careful.
Slow down.
Thank you.
Here she comes. Little Su Su is back.
Our plan must have worked perfectly.
She must be happy now.
Su Su, how did it go?
Big Brother Taoist...
This is the first time
he threw up.
It's impossible.
This Cinderella's Crystal Shoe was very well made.
Does he even know anything about food?
Stir-fry the crab meat over high heat for four hours.
Make it a perfect coal black,
drizzle sugar over and ice it cold.
It's been so long, but the smell of burnt food still lingers.
I'm drooling just by looking at it.
The rest is mine.
- I came first. - Don't snatch it away.
It's mine.
You three!
Go die!
You guys just don't know how to appreciate it.
Don't worry. I have a Plan B.
In this case...
there will only be two meals left.
Little Girl, you sure are bold.
So an obstacle has popped up so soon.
Do you know
Bai Yue Chu is the future Tushan son-in-law?
I know.
But I just want to vie for him.
You're so frank.
I'll feel bad if I don't beat you up.
Attack!
What a futile attempt.
What a sunny day with clear skies.
On such a wonderful day,
meeting a gentle, sweet, charming, and lovely lady like you
is the best gift God has given me in my life.
Dear Lady, will you have a cup of coffee with me?
Let's spend the rest of our time together.
No way, my mom said that men who look like flirts don't have much money.
Come back!
No one has insulted me by calling me poor!
Come back now!
I don't need money to smash you to death.
Fu Gui! Fu Gui!
Who's calling my name again?
Fu Gui, we're in trouble!
Young Master!
I don't think you have clothes of this size.
Let me sew them for you.
That's great. I wanted such clothes when I was a child.
So cool!
So what in the world happened?
Let me tell you!
Young Master, I'll tell you.
- I'll go first! - Let me go first!
- I'll tell you! - Young Master, I'll tell you first!
What the heck?
- Let me talk! - You're like children,
- but must you behave like kindergarten children? - I'll tell you!
Everyone looks like they're having fun.
Anyway, it was the woman who brings meals to Bai Yue Chu every day.
She raised her hand at us, and we fainted.
When we woke up, we ended up like this.
We didn't see anything else.
We have no clues how you turned into children.
You didn't see anything either.
How am I supposed to investigate?
By the way, I think I saw her pink hair start to darken.
That's right. Before we fainted,
I also saw a cloak appear on her.
Yes, and my forehead felt cold.
We must have been hit by flying needles.
A scorpion accessory also appeared on her shoulder at the end.
Why are you telling me such important information after I came to a conclusion?
Hold on.
Isn't that the Princess of the Southern Kingdom?
She caused Bai Yue Chu to leave Mount Tu.
She even used my body to hide a Calamity Beast.
Now she's back, she must be up to no good.
Bai Yue Chu is in grave danger.
Big Brother Taoist.
You must not...
You must not eat anything she feeds you!
Don't eat it!
Have you heard of Star-Moon Matsutake Mushrooms?
Of course.
They say these are the most delicious matsutake mushrooms in the world.
Yes.
Do you want one?
Yes!
Delicious.
You ate the big Moon Mushroom.
Have a small Star Mushroom now.
Star-Moon Matsutake Mushrooms grow in pairs.
The larger one is the Moon, while the small one is the Star.
But after eating one,
the second one can only be eaten four hours later.
Otherwise, its savory taste will be ruined.
It'll be a huge loss.
As such an exquisite gourmet, you should know this.
So these two mushrooms were prepared for my lunch and dinner.
It seems you're panicking.
You're eager to make me eat everything you cook.
Spit it out. Why have you been bringing me food?
I... won't tell you.
Let's see if you'll eat it or not.
There are no free lunches in the world.
There must be something wrong with this woman.
But after eating the Moon Mushroom,
the Star Mushroom will only grow more tempting as time goes by.
Besides, Star-Moon Matsutake Mushrooms are the most exquisite mushrooms.
Even if the savory taste is dampened...
This is just too tempting.
No, I can't. I must resist.
Do you really think I'll eat it?
I'll take this Star Mushroom
to a professional for analysis.
If it isn't poisonous, I can eat it with peace of mind.
Big Brother Taoist! Don't eat it!
Tushan Su Su.
Big Brother Taoist! Big Brother Taoist!
Why are you hiding under the door?
He didn't eat it.
Luckily, I made it in time.
You didn't eat it.
He ended up eating it.
As expected of you.
As long as something is in your mouth, you'll definitely eat it.
It's so delicious.
My painstaking efforts all week didn't go to waste.
I finally fed him this poison
that needs to be consumed thrice a day for seven days.
So it was really poisoned. But there must be an antidote to any poison.
It's usually on the criminal themselves!
You want the antidote?
It's too late.
Big Brother Taoist!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you suddenly collapse?
Big Brother Taoist!
Be good.
Come here.
Big Brother Taoist. Come back!
Big Brother Taoist, look at this!
H-How is this possible?
Big Brother Taoist ignored a colorful lollipop.
With just the smell,
I can tell this colorful lollipop is a 50-anniversary special
that went on sale two days ago.
Such an exquisite item can't be dropped on the floor and sullied.
Are you...
By the way, Little Fool,
why did you suddenly get so tall?
You're really...
Big Brother Taoist.
Why are my hands like chicken wings with feathers?
You're a little different,
but you're so cute.
What are you doing, Little Fool?
Stop it.
What?
Bai Yue Chu became a weak chicken?
How dare you call me a weak chicken!
You're just two scumbags.
Prepare to die!
It's so touching.
What a weak Bai Yue Chu.
Today is truly a wonderful day.
I've been looking forward to this moment all my life.
He's someone I need to take with me.
Nobody is allowed to touch him.
You're leaving?
Do you think you can still leave?
Listen up!
You've been surrounded by the demon police of Yiqi Taoist Alliance!
Drop your weapons now!
Come out and surrender!
There's no point in resisting!
It seems all demon police of the vicinity are here.
But do you know
why I delivered the last few meals to his house?
That was to...
turn this area into my territory!
Don't underestimate the Four Demon Hunters.
We came prepared.
Prepare to die!
Try your best to run. Use more magic power.
I heard that when Taoist skills are unleashed,
you need to draw the surrounding energy into your body.
My demonic poison is called Wind Entanglement Silk.
It can enter your bodies with the spiritual energy.
If you use your skills in the poison miasma,
gas masks of any quality will still leave you poisoned.
Young Master! The Four Demon Hunters have been wiped out.
Those useless things.
Don't even think of this year's bonus!
Don't worry.
This poison always works on Taoist priests,
but it'll just cause a painless coma for ten days.
So you should just get out there and suffer poison.
Sleep for a dozen days and spare yourself physical pain.
How can I watch a demon wreak havoc before me?
If you're the only demon around,
I can easily defeat you.
Show yourself, Azure Dragon.
Attack! Teach her a lesson!
It's the princess!
Let's surrender!
Darn you!
Forget your living expenses for the whole year!
Young Master, that's the Princess of Southern Kingdom.
We can't afford to provoke her.
Get lost!
Then you still need me for heavy lifting.
Hey, demon beside me.
Humans have intelligence, but not physical strength.
Do you understand this?
Even if I become a weak chicken,
I can still use the techniques I learned
to summon the Pure Yang Flame.
Stop laughing.
Don't get too smug.
Even if I become a chicken,
I still have a trick that'll guarantee victory.
Take that!
It hurts!
Even without onions, I can still conjure the Tear of Void.
What?
What's this feeling of helplessness?
Are they just ordinary tears?
Wipe it away.
The Pure Yang Flame is just a lighter's fire!
And these are ordinary tears!
I've really become a weak chicken!
Your magic power and Tear of Void
are still in your original body.
I took great pains
just to make you weaker.
Come to the Southern Kingdom with me.
You can't leave!
I don't quite understand what's going on,
this guy and the one in your hand
are both Big Brother Taoist.
Give him back to me!
I won't.
What can you even do to me?
You're too weak.
You're not worthy of snatching him from me.
Die, Witch!
Have a taste of my magic weapon!
The Wolfshield Mace!
You're overestimating yourself.
Fu Gui, watch out!
Hey, you over there.
Do you still want to fight?
No, no, no. He's just a son.
Feel free to take him with you.
But I have only one son.
I have no one to turn to now.
I hope you can leave me with some money for my old age.
Chick...
♪ My dear little chick ♪
♪ Cute little chick ♪
♪ You have a furry body ♪
♪ You'll make a great hen ♪
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
The light in the dark night
Spinning in their own circles
Eager to meet promptly
Don't get trapped in the long night
Destined to miss meeting each other
Destined to have a twist
Just for a classic reunion
Battered by wind and frost on the road
Everyone has regrets
In this maze of love
We've yet to meet, but we're near each other
It seems half a lifetime passed in vain as I wait for you
Half of the clear moon has already turned away