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Mister Taoist
I used giant crabs from the Great Red Lake
to cook you this tasty Dim Sum.
This is the first time I've cooked.
Have...a taste!
That must have been awful
Use this fine leaf juice to weaken the taste
Slow down
you'll feel much better after you throw up.
Those were giant crabs from the Great Red Lake
That...
should have been delicious.
With what kind of skill
did you cook something like that...
Here
Take another sip
You'll be fine soon.
Give me that juice.
Be careful
One sip at a time
Thanks
Fox
Spirit
Mat
chm
aker
Nan
guo
(the
South
land)
Episode 65
Here she comes
Little Susu is back
The operation must have been perfect
Emm
She should be happy now
Susu
How did it go?
Mister Taoist,
for the first time in his life,
puked...
This can't be right
The "Cinderella's Crystal Shoes"
always turns out great.
That kid must just have a bad taste
We stir-fryed the crab meat for four hours
letting it become this perfect coal black
Then wrapped it with sugar and iced it
Even though it's been a while
It still gives off that wonderful burning smell
I'm drooling just from looking at it
The rest are mine!
I came first. Don't you grab!
It's mine! Mine!
You three idiots!
Go to hell!
It's you who does't appreciate it
Rest assured
I still have a plan B
This way
Just two meals to go
Girl
You have some nerve
You're in such a hurry to get in my way
Don't you know that
Bai Yuechu is Tushan's newly engaged groom?
I know
But I'm ...
here to snatch him..
Since you're so frank about it
I'll just have to fix you now.
Do it!
kick against the pricks!
Today is such a beautiful day with such a clear blue sky.
On such a wonderful day
I've met a fine charming lady like you.
This is truly the best gift of my life.
So...My lady
Would you join me for a cup of coffee?
There's a good time waiting just ahead.
No
My mom said that
people who are all dressed up are usually poor.
Hey
Come back!
No one has ever insulted me by calling me poor!
Come back now!
I'll crush you with my money!
Fugui
Fugui, Fugui~
Who's calling my name?
Fugui, there's something wrong.
Signorino
You shouldn't have any clothes this size.
I'll weave some for you.
This is nice!
I always wanted something like this.
This is so cute!
So...
What on earth happened?
I know, I know!
Signorino, I know!
I'll tell first!
Me first!
Signorino, let me say first.
What the hell?
I'll tell!
Did you dress as children,
Me, me!
so you act like you're in the kindergarten?
I, first!
Me, me, me!
Everyone seems so happy.
In short,
The one who's been delivering meals to Bai Yuechu everyday.
Raised her hand.
Then we fainted.
When we woke up.
We were like this.
That's all we saw.
I don't know where to begin with this turning-into-children issue.
Yet, you saw nothing
How do you expect me to deal with this?
In fact
I think I saw her pink hair turn darker.
Yeah
Before I collapsed,
I saw her wearing a cloak.
Right
I felt a slight chill on my forehead.
It could be a flying needle
And lastly
it seemed like she had a scorpion accessory on her shoulder
Those are important details
Why did you wait until after I had a conclusion?
Hang on
Isn't that
the Southern Princess?
The initiator of the ballistic Bai Yuechu incident.
And,
she used my body to hide the Bad Luck Beast.
This time,
she must be up to no good.
Bai Yuechu is in danger!
Mister Taoist
Never
Never eat anything she gives you
Never!
Have you heard of the Night Sky Truffle?
Of course
It's said to be the most delicious truffle
Yeah
Wanna have a try?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yummy~
Yummy!
The big one you ate is the Moon Truffle.
Try this little one called the Star Truffle.
The Night Sky Truffle
Twinning around each other.
The big one is the Moon
The small one is the Star
Once you eat one of them,
the other one should be eaten no less than four hours later.
Otherwise, its delicate flavor is ruined.
Totally
As a gastronome of your level,
you should know that.
So, these two
are actually prepared one for lunch and one for dinner.
Seems like
you're flustered
and trying to get me to eat all your food in a hurry.
Talk
Why have you been
giving me food?
I'd
rather not.
Will you eat it,
or not?
There's no such thing as free food.
This woman must be hiding something.
But,
after the taste of a Moon Truffle.
as time goes by,
the temptation from the Star Truffle gets stronger.
And the Night Sky Truffle is the greatest of all truffles
even if the flavor would be ruined
it's still so tempting.
No
I have to put myself together.
You really think I'd eat this.
I'll take this Star Truffle
to a professional for analysis
If it's not poisoned,
I can eat it with ease.
Mister Taoist
Never eat...
Tushan Susu
Mister Taoist, Mister Taoist
Why are you hiding under the door?
He didn't swallow
Just in time.
Mister Taoist didn't swallow.
At last,
You swallowed it.
That's truly my Mister Taoist.
Once something is in his mouth,
he'll swallow.
Delicious~
Me serving you for a whole week hasn't been a waste.
I finally got this poison, which needed to be taken
three times a day for a week, into your stomach.
Poisoned, as expected.
But...
Every poison has its cure,
which is always kept on the poisoner
Mister Taoist
You want the cure?
It's already too late!
Mister Taoist
Mister Taoist!
What's wrong?
Why did you fall down like that?
Mister Taoist!
Gu-Gu-Gu-Gu
Here
Come here.
Mister Taoist
Come back!
Mister Taoist
Check this out
Wh...Why?
Mister Taoist
ignored the Rainbow Lollipop.
One smell of its scent and I knew
This lollipop is the 50th anniversary one which was only on sale for two days.
A masterwork like this shouldn't be allowed to touch the ground.
Could
you be...
By the way
Little Fool
How are you that tall?
You...
really are
Mister Taoist
My hands!!!
Why do they just look like unplucked chicken wings?
Though it may not look normal,
Mister Taoist does look a lot cuter.
Hey! What the hell? Little Fool!!!
Stop it!
Bai Yuechu turned into a...
weak-ass chicken!
Call me that again!?
You two scumbags!
Get ready for this!
I am truly touched.
Such a weak Bai Yuechu
This really is a wonderful day!
For my whole life,
I've been waiting for this!
I'll be taking this!
None of you will lay a finger on him.
No way
You think you can still get away?
Listen carefully!
You have been surrounded by the Spirit Police of the Yichi Tao League.
Lower your weapons!
Come outside peacefully!
There's no use in resisting!
Seems like all the Spirit cops from nearby have come.
But
you know why
I insist on having the last meals at his place
That is
to make the area
into my home field.
Don't underestimate the Four Spirit Captors.
We came prepared.
Prepare to die!
Run like hell!
Enjoy using your power~
I heard that your Taoist Art
needs to guide the spirit power around your body.
My spirit toxin is called the Breeze Wrapped Silk
which can be attached to the power
in your body~
As long as you use your power in this mist,
no matter what gas mask you have on,
You will still be poisoned!
Signorino
The Four Spirit Captors failed.
Those useless wastes.
Their bonus this year is gone!
Relax
Though this toxin is inevitable to Taoists,
they will only be in a painless coma for half a month or so.
So...
My advice for you is to walk into the mist,
and sleep it out,
otherwise you may suffer
How could I just watch as a Yaoguai ran wild?
As long as you're alone,
I can stop you myself.
Show yourself! Azure Dragon!
Go for it!
Show her what you're capable of
Princess! That's the Princess!
We surrender! We surrender!
Asshole!
You won't be getting your allowance this year!
Signorino
That is the Southern Princess!
She's untouchable.
Get lost!
It still depends on me in the end.
You, Yaoguai!
Humans' merit is in their intellect not their strength.
Don't you understand?
Even I become a powerless chicken,
I still can rely on my learned art to summon
the Pure Yang Flame!
What are you laughing at?
Don't mess with me!
Even if I'm a chicken,
I still have one last kill shot!
Hit it!
Ouch, Ouch, Ow, Ow!!!
Without an onion,
I still can summon the Void Tear.
What?
This uncontrollable feeling!
Are these ordinary tears?
Wipe it.
The Pure Yang Flame is like a flame from a lighter.
Ordinary tears.
I really have become a weak chicken!
All your power and the Void Tear
are of course in your original body.
I went through all this,
just to make you weak
Come back to the the Southland with me.
Stop right there!
Though I don't understand,
but...
this one and the one in your hand,
are both my Mister Taoist.
Give Mister Taoist back!
No can do.
What are you going to do about it?
You're too weak!
You're no match for me.
Go to hell! Bitch!
Check this out!
Anti-wolf Wolf's Fangs Mace!
Someone's over-confident
Fugui!!!
Look out!
Hey, over there.
You still wanna try?
No! No! No! No!
He's just my son
You can take him, my lady
But, I only have one son.
I'll be homeless when I'm old.
Can you leave some money in exchange?
Let me have a pension.
Chi~
Chi~Chicken~My little Chick~Chi~Chi~Chicken
Lovely Chicken
Your fluffy body
is gonna be a hen...
The dim light through this dark night
Waltzing with themselves
Hard to come by but in such a hurry
In avoidance of stranding in this deep night
One missing of destiny
Or an uncertain detour
Is the classic masterpiece of reunion
Faced the frosty wind along the roadside
Whoever has regret
In this maze of love
Never met yet close to each other
As if half my lifetime was wasted
I'm only waiting for you
As the half-moon shining in your eyes
Turn around