Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
I cast that yesterday.
What? You're cheating!
This is the poison for today.
Who's there? How dare you sneak up on me!
Well done, Vermilion Bird.
I'll pay for your beauty treatments this year.
- Big Brother Wang. - Well done!
- Why are you here? - Today's poison has been ruined too!
I happened to be passing by.
If I see a demon on the road,
it'll be a waste to skip defeating them.
It's just the Four Guardians Mirror.
How dare you be so brazen before me?
You've used up your poison for today.
Never mind the Four Guardians Mirror,
even we three can wallop you to death!
Yes, I've used up today's poison.
So I'll just have to use the Lethal Poison Puppet
I refined two days ago.
H-Hold on.
Wh-What? Two days ago?
I laced this sword with poison three days ago.
I found and refined these invincible poisonous wasps four days ago.
This pot of Annihilation Tulip was cultivated five days ago.
And this Mountain Emperor's Poisonous Corpse is my masterpiece from six days ago!
Darn you! Is this how you've been making use of that rule?
You're hopelessly despicable and shameless!
Aren't you the Poison Nobleman?
How can you be so dishonest?
Fools!
I'm the Poison Nobleman, not the Poison Gentleman.
There's no need for me to act like a gentleman.
A nobleman just needs to look handsome.
Gosh, I'm embarrassed.
So the Poison Nobleman is an idiot.
He will disgrace the entire Southern Kingdom.
Young Master, he's not an easy opponent.
Don't worry. I need only three seconds to deal with him.
What a braggart.
Die!
Help!
The Goodwill Ambassador of the Yiqi Taoist Alliance has been attacked!
Wh-What's with this demonic power?
Y-Your Majesty.
Greetings, Your Majesty.
Do you all have no regard for me?
I wouldn't dare.
But Your Majesty,
I thought you can't protect the little fox spirit.
Why are you...
That's why I'm trying to protect the Goodwill Ambassador of the Yiqi Taoist Alliance.
I see, this letter puts Your Majesty in a dilemma.
But the way I see it, it's easy to resolve the problems brought by this letter.
Your Majesty can't protect Tushan Su Su,
but...
you can protect me.
Protecting the Goodwill Ambassador of the Yiqi Taoist Alliance
is reasonable and legal.
As long as I stay by Little Fox,
your problem is resolved easily.
What do you think?
Young Master is so wise!
Young Master never disappoints.
Where is the Princess of the Southern Kingdom?
Speak!
It seems you're quite tight-lipped.
You want to fistfight with me?
Does Your Majesty want me to pull a confession out of him for you?
There's no need. Come with me.
It seems His Majesty has a clever way to deal with the Poison Nobleman.
I heard he's very loyal to Southern Kingdom's Princess.
How extreme must we be to pry open the mouth of the Poison Nobleman?
I'm going to let him go.
Your Majesty is really clever.
As long as the guards aren't looking,
the Poison Nobleman will escape from prison.
As the first sentinel, he's certain to report to the princess.
This fool fled in a hurry
and doesn't know we are waiting for him
to lead us to the princess.
Wait.
That direction leads to...
Mount Wuhuang!
Don't follow me.
Darn wench.
Just for that jerk,
how many more times will you risk your life?
What does His Majesty mean by telling us to stay back?
Are you blatantly covering up for the princess?
It's for your safety.
The Poison Nobleman is headed to Mount Wuhuang.
Poisonous fog pervades the air.
There are poisonous plants all over the mountain.
Thousands of ancient poisonous insects inhabit there.
Only those who mastered Myriad Poison Heart Sutra, the Southern Kingdom's treasure,
can hope to survive in that place.
But you aren't from our clan.
You don't have to listen to my advice.
If you really want to go...
I heard Southern Kingdom's bonfire night market
has lots of beautiful women.
Why don't you show us?
Your Highness.
The last thing I can do for you
is to mislead them.
Once we enter Mount Wuhuang,
even His Majesty will take at least a dozen days to get out.
Your Highness' plan will have succeeded by then.
If His Majesty doesn't interfere,
these people can never stop you.
But I'm far less skilled than His Majesty.
Once I get to Mount Wuhuang, I fear it'll be my grave.
I planted a poisonous pupa outside the city walls.
In addition to my intel report,
I also left the words I've always wanted to tell Your Highness.
Although I know
that person is the only one in your heart,
at least I...
I want you to know how I feel.
This is the Seven Star Nether-phoenix.
It's extremely poisonous.
A single touch of it will kill.
I'm certain that it'll carry my heart to Your Highness.
I caught a beautiful butterfly.
W-Wasn't this mentioned in the Southern Kingdom's travel brochure?
It's the most poisonous that must never be touched!
It's the Seven Star Nether-phoenix!
Dear Lady, are you trying to kill me?
If you die, Tushan will burn down our kingdom.
Imperial Physician!
Imperial Physician, come to the top of the city walls now!
What is wrong with all of you?
D-Don't come over!
Greetings, Your Highness. I'm here to make a report.
As you expected, Tushan Little Fox came to Southern Kingdom alone.
This is a video letter.
Delivering a letter with this butterfly is indeed safer.
But this lady doesn't seem to be poisoned.
This butterfly contains the most lethal demonic poison though.
Have you ever heard of Tushan's claws of fate destruction?
They are claws that can capture all magic weapons and demonic powers.
When your princess used her poisonous needles on us,
everyone who was struck turned into children.
Only she was unscathed.
That's because the needle went through her hand.
Although she was still hit,
the demonic poison had been filtered out by her hand.
Dang! When did so many gossipmongers pop up?
That's the general situation.
In addition, this trip to Mount Wuhuang will be at the cost of my life.
I've been hiding something in my heart for many years.
Actually...
Well...
I-I...
I...
I... still can't say it.
I'm well-educated, come from the upper class,
have a humble temperament, and have a forbearing personality.
What a coward.
I just can't utter those three words.
How profound.
Everyone already knows what you're trying to say.
Is he too pure or too stupid?
Oh, no! His Majesty and the Poison Nobleman are trapped in Mount Wuhuang.
How can we find the princess?
It appears I'll have to intervene.
I've won my school's Top Ten Mystery Novels Award.
I'll show you my capabilities.
I remember that you won the award for the richest writer.
When it comes to solving a case, what is most important?
Isn't it obvious?
Police dogs, of course!
Once I take him to the princess' room to get her scent,
we will find the princess in no time.
To be honest, the princess' room is filled with poison gas.
When ordinary dogs get close, they'll be knocked out instantly.
Well...
Shut up! Every poison must have an antidote.
Hurry and develop an antidote!
The antidote for this poison has major side effects.
Who else can sniff out the princess?
Well, there is a way.
Tell me.
- Actually... - Hold on.
Don't interrupt others.
I've asked the Polar Samoyed King to come over and help.
Really? Where is he?
He will probably take a day to get here.
That's too long!
Sorry, will this butterfly fly to the place where the princess lives?
Why isn't anyone picking me up in a Maserati?
Don't you want the payment?
We brought so many people along this time.
There's no way we will fail to catch them.
It seems the Poison Nobleman has failed.
You're up this time.
Don't let them disturb the princess.
Will I take the lead this time?
Don't worry, there won't be a problem.
I won't let them get close to the princess.
But...
But where are they?
Can't you check the crystal ball yourself?
Isn't it in there?
The terrain is so complicated.
Let me draw a map.
It's like this over here...
I drew a similar environment.
But I forgot to draw the people.
What should I do now?
It'll be horrible if I obstruct the wrong people.
The person that rushed past us
seems to be the Poison Boy, one of Her Highness' Five Poison Enforcers.
But he seems to be in a rush for something.
He doesn't seem keen on attacking us.
What an idiot.
Luckily, I prepared another plan.
It'll be perfect once they travel until noontime.
Big Brother Taoist, this is rice from the Southern Kingdom.
Why are flowers blooming so suddenly?
Such a pure fragrance.
It reminds me of my first love,
my wife, Xiao Hua.
X-Xiao Hua?
Why did you hit me?
Someone wrote you this love letter.
I found it inside the bottom of your suitcase.
How could you do this to me?
What are you talking about?
That's impossible!
This letter was from elementary school.
It's over between us!
My dear wife!
Don't abandon me!
No!
Come back!
Wh-Why is my life so miserable?
Why did this tragedy happen to me?
Oh, Heavens!
Why are you so unfair to me?
Cui Hua, can you love me again?
I knew it, you like cows better!
Th-That's not true!
Humans and demons walk different paths.
Our aesthetic tastes are different too.
In your eyes, I must look horrendous.
I'll definitely find a way to get plastic surgery and look like that!
That's not true!
Come back!
Xiao Hua, don't go. Let me explain myself.
I'll kneel before you.
Don't get plastic surgery.
This is the love poison made by me, the Poison Madam.
It's called the Peach Blossom Mist.
Anyone in the mist will be delirious.
They will suffer the pain of heartbreak.
Even if millions of troops march into the kingdom,
all will drown in the pain of heartbreak.
You shall all sleep until Her Highness' plan succeeds.
That's...
Big Brother Taoist once said...
If anything goes wrong, remember to flail your hands.
And run!
This new boss we met is amazing.
- She's paving a path with her bare hands. - But the people in there...
Their lives shouldn't be in any danger.
Let's leave them be for now.
No one can escape from my Peach Blossom Mist.
Go after them!
What? Did someone else wake up?
Young Master, come on.
Tell us, which one of us do you like?
I obviously like all of you.
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
The light in the dark night
Spinning in their own circles
Eager to meet promptly
Don't get trapped in the long night
Destined to miss meeting each other
Destined to have a twist
Just for a classic reunion
Battered by wind and frost on the road
Everyone has regrets
In this maze of love
We've yet to meet, but we're near each other
It seems half a lifetime passed in vain as I wait for you
Half of the clear moon has already turned away