Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
Young Master,
come on.
Tell us, which one of us do you like?
I obviously like all of you.
Young Master, tell us. Which one?
I told you. I like all of you!
No way. You can only choose one.
Demon!
D-Don't come near me!
I...
I don't fear you at all!
Fu Gui.
Wake up.
Wake up!
Th-This is...
real silk.
Wake up.
Fu Gui, this miasma is poisonous.
The toxins in my spider silk can barely hold it off.
When you woke up, I thought you possessed powerful magic.
Seems like you just have a pest
who knows how to fend off my spider poison.
On a closer look, you're rather dashing.
I'm really tempted to go on a date with you.
You sure have great taste.
Being dashing has always been synonymous with me.
Frankly speaking, I still have loads of other strengths.
Run!
I haven't noticed yet.
I didn't recall until I saw those scars on her face.
Isn't this the slave I sent to infiltrate the Wangquan Clan over 600 years ago,
Number 12580?
Over 600 years ago, in order to gather the most updated information about Yiqi Taoist Alliance,
I started raising slaves privately.
When you were all born,
I carved numbers onto you that can never be removed.
Once you were born, I left you near the Wangquan Manor to be spies.
But with your abilities, you were most likely tortured to death by those Taoist priests.
However, there were some who made it back alive.
These slaves who were lucky enough to return
can always bring back some useful information.
As for you, 12580,
you bewitched the Taoist soldier of the time.
You knew that I wanted revenge on the Wangquan Clan for killing my husband,
but you refused to provide any information.
It was a blatant betrayal.
You. What do you want?
Stay where you are. Don't come over here.
Fear my Shadowless Legs.
Scared now?
However, I heard that afterward,
your soldier died a tragic death 500 years ago.
A helpless demon like you was left to wander the world aimlessly with no one to depend on.
What a pity,
a real pity.
Wangquan no longer exists.
Your shield is gone too.
No one can protect you in this world now!
Listen up.
No one can flaunt their might before me!
Can't you see I'm here?
Do you think I'm an illusion?
Are you mightier than Wangquan?
Great question.
I'm not afraid to tell you.
- In my past life, I was... - No, don't tell her!
- I'm the one you feared the most. - No! Stop talking!
- The most powerful soldier. - Don't say it! Don't say it!
Wangquan Fu Gui.
Do you know how formidable I am now?
Actually, I'm a modest person.
If I weren't, I would unleash Wangquan Clan's secret move already.
Thank the Heavens!
Thank you for your blessings!
Is... is she that scared?
I don't know.
It seems I boasted too much.
I must be careful next time.
Dear Heavens, thank you for letting me meet Wangquan Clan again.
Thank you for making this reincarnation of Wangquan Fu Gui
so weak!
Get lost, Witch!
How dare you look down on me!
I'll show you how powerful I am today!
God Manifestation！
Appear!
It's ¥5,000 ($700) each.
This is my pride!
The dignity of a rich man!
Moreover, these gods who cost ¥5,000 are monks.
They've never fallen in love.
Your Heartbreak Miasma has absolutely no effect on them!
Couples, fear us.
Beg us.
Our name is the Death to You Parade.
Long live being single.
We'll never quit this group.
Die, Couples!
Your beards are so long and white, but you've never dated anyone.
Seriously,
so pitiful.
Another poisonous gas attack!
Goddess, your snake beauty soup will be ready soon.
Give me a second. It's delicious and fun.
Goddess, I wrote this song for you.
Listen to it.
♪ Love comes fast like a tornado ♪
- I'll fight for you, my goddess! Call me Xiao Qiang! - ♪ Can't escape the whirlwind, can't escape in time ♪
- I'll write you a poem. - ♪ I can't think of this again. I can't think of this again ♪
- Your snake soup will be ready soon. ♪ I can't. I can't. I can't ♪
Dang it, what are you guys doing?
- Have you forgotten your vow to the group? - ♪ Love that comes too fast is like a tornado ♪
- ♪ I can't endure this. I can't think of this ♪ - Since I have Heartbreak Poison,
- I'll certainly have Love Poison Gas too. - ♪ I don't want to think of this again ♪
- ♪ I don't, I don't, I don't ♪ - Once poisoned,
- the poison victim will fall irrevocably in love with the attacker - ♪ I don't want to ♪
- for 12 hours. - ♪ Think of you anymore ♪
You're not thinking of using this poison on me, right?
I know I'm handsome, but I belong to all women in the world.
I can't be dominated by just one person.
Don't worry.
I won't use such trivial poison gas on you.
For a reincarnation of Wangquan Clan,
it must be the most unique kind.
Like the...
the Bone-Festering Soul-Devouring Poison.
What are you doing?
You've already been poisoned.
Your spider silk can't stop it.
No! If you're poisoned again, you'll surely die.
No.
Young Master Wang.
Please let me
save you once.
Just let me save you
this one time.
This scene...
This sense of deju vu.
What's... going on?
What a futile effort.
Why are you treasuring this trashy reincarnation of the soldier?
You're quite something, 12580.
You're a slave to the bone.
- You can die here with your scumbag. - Qing Tong, no!
Just like... how it was 500 years ago.
Although I healed your external wounds with Fox Spirit Magic,
your internal injuries are too severe.
You can't use your magic powers for a month.
I've hid this place with special techniques.
Ordinary demons and humans can't find this place.
Just rest here and recuperate.
Thank you, Brother Dongfang.
No, I should call you Cousin Yue Chu.
I've explained our relationship to you clearly.
So spare me the pleasantries.
But you caught me by surprise.
You gained an epiphany in such a situation and pave your own path.
Those old geezers would have brainwashed you normally.
Come on, tell me more.
How did you do it?
Young Masters!
The matsutake soup is ready.
Please enjoy it while it's hot.
I think I see the reason behind your epiphany.
Speaking of which, I learned to cook some dishes from my friends while I was away.
Young Masters, I hope it's good enough for you.
It's delicious.
By the way, Cousin Yue Chu.
I meant to ask you something.
How are you related to that red-robed lady who defeated the 500 Wangquan guards?
Crap, not that.
I haven't figured out how to explain my relationship with her to others.
"She's my Big Sister Demon."
That sounds like our relationship is quite ordinary.
"I was raised by her."
That makes her sound like my nanny.
"I'm wooing her."
That sounds a little frivolous.
I got it! I'm her husband-to-be.
This sounds innocent and affectionate.
Most importantly, I'm stating a recognized role.
This is it.
Thinking is so tiring.
I'll eat something to replenish my energy.
What's wrong, Cousin Yue Chu?
Y-You're fine after eating this?
It's delicious.
My butt suddenly needs me!
I must go!
Young Master Dongfang is so busy.
He should have left after the meal.
It seems he isn't a greedy man.
Delicious, my butt!
I almost threw up yesterday's breakfast, okay?
He even ate it as if it's nothing.
Dang it, aren't we related by blood?
I can't take this anymore.
I'll cleanse my palate at a delicious city restaurant immediately!
Young Master, I'm going out to look for food.
What would you like for lunch?
Mushrooms.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Who are you?
Why have you sought me out?
I'm the Poison Madam of the Southern Kingdom.
I'm here to avenge my husband.
I'm back.
Young Master! I found tons of beautiful mushrooms.
Today, I'll definitely...
I heard that the soldier was seriously injured.
I didn't believe that
so I've been watching you for days.
I barely made a move today,
but I was granted unexpected results.
You're bleeding from just a poisonous miasma.
It seems the Taoist soldier has weakened pathetically.
The Heavens are truly wise.
Taoist Soldier, you'll surely meet your end today!
Please spare Young Master Fu Gui.
Master!
Master...
Please.
Qing Tong.
You...
Master, the Wangquan Clan did gravely injure your husband back then,
but Young Master Fu Gui wasn't even born yet.
It really doesn't involve him.
So please... please spare him.
Lately, I've been hearing a ridiculous story spreading.
The name of this story
is "Let Me Be Your Eyes."
The strongest soldier in the history of Taoist Alliance
gave up the Sword of Heaven and Earth
for a puny demon girl and turned his back on his clan.
He was seriously injured due to that.
Sounds like something worth praising,
but he never would have expected
that the little demon was not his eyes.
It's a demon who blindfolded him and led him to death.
Her real identity is one of the many spies I left near Wangquan Manor many years ago,
Number 12580.
Her job was to destroy you,
Wangquan Fu Gui.
No...
This isn't true.
No.
No!
Looking at you, it appears you don't have much confidence, right?
In fact, if you think about this carefully,
you should know that without her guidance,
I couldn't find this place hidden by Dongfang Yue Chu's techniques.
Young Master...
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
The light in the dark night
Spinning in their own circles
Eager to meet promptly
Don't get trapped in the long night
Destined to miss meeting each other
Destined to have a twist
Just for a classic reunion
Battered by wind and frost on the road
Everyone has regrets
In this maze of love
We've yet to meet, but we're near each other
It seems half a lifetime passed in vain as I wait for you
Half of the clear moon has already turned away