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Young Master
Come here~
Tell us
which one of us do you prefer?
Of course, All of You!
Just tell us
Which one?
I just told you.
All of you!
No!
Pick one!
Monster!
Leave...Leave me alone!
I
am not afraid!
Fugui
Wake up
Wake up!
This...This is
real spider's thread.
Just wake up!
Fugui
The mist
is poisoned.
My thread's neurotoxin can
barely detoxify it.
As you were waking up,
I thought you might actually be skilled.
It turns out you simply have a weakling, who's
familiar with detoxifying my spider venom, on your side.
After taking a closer look, I can tell that you, Taoist, have quite the figure.
You make me
want to hookup with you.
This lady here, has quite the insight.
Handsome
is my middle name.
Frankly
I have plenty more
virtues.
Hurry
Run
I just noticed
those two marks on your cheeks, I remember them.
Aren't you,
600 years ago,
the slave I planted near the Wangquan's mansion as a spy
12580*: this sounds like "Dial and I'll be there to help" in Chinese.
code named 12580*?
More than 600 years ago,
in order to get intel on The Yichi Tao League,
I bred many slaves,
and when they were born,
I branded them with special marks which they could never erase.
After that, I tossed them near the Wangquan's mansion as spies,
but because they were weak,
they were most likely tortured to death by those Taoists,
but some of you made it back,
and those who returned,
always brought back
considerable intel.
And you,
12580
because you loved the former Taoist Human Weapon,
even with the knowledge of my hatred of that Wangquan clan, who murdered my husband,
you refused to tell me anything,
and betrayed me.
What...do you want?
Stay there!
Leave me alone!
Beware of my Invisible Kick!
Does it scare you?
After all that, I heard
your Human Weapon still met his violent end 500 years ago.
Leaving you to wander this world by yourself.
What a pity
How unfortunate.
Without Wangquan,
without your guardian,
no one's left to protect you.
Hey
Listen!
No one can be this arrogant in front of me!
Can't you see me here?
Do you take me as a fraud?
You'd compare yourself to Wangquan?
Good question
I can tell you that
my previous life was
Don't...Don't tell her!
the one you fear the most,
No...Stop
the mighty Taoist Human Weapon,
Don't tell her!
Stop it!
Wangquan
Fugui!
Now, to teach you a lesson
I'm a humble man
Otherwise
I'd already have used the Wang's long lost secret art.
Thank God!
Thank you, God!
Thank you for this gift!
What...What happened to her?
No idea...
I might have oversold it.
I'll be careful next time.
My God!
Thank you for bringing Wangquan back to me.
Thank you for making this life's Wangquan Fugui
this weak.
Fox
Spirit
Mat
chm
aker
Nan
guo
(the
South
land)
Episode 68
Bastard!
You stupid chick!
How dare you underestimate me!?
I'll show you how badass your uncle Wang is today!
Gods' Avatar!
Unveil!
5000 yuan each,
This is your uncle Wang's dignity!
The dignity of the Rich!
These 5000 yuan Gods have taken an oath of celibacy.
They never love!
Your heartbreak mist
won't work.
Lovers!
Fear us!
Beg us for mercy!
Our name is
Die Die Gang*: originates from a Japanese anime called "Ping-Pong Club". Its purpose is to stay single and destroy couples.
Die Die Gang*
All Hail Singles!
Never leave the band!
ShiNeShiNe(go die, go die) Couples ShiNe(go die)
You beards remain single.
How
pathetic!
Another venom attack.
My Goddess
I'll prepare some Snake Nourishing Soup.
Wait a minute.
Hang on
Funny and Yummy
*This song is Jay Chou's 【Tornado】
(龙卷风)
I wrote you a song*.
Check it out
“Love comes so fast like a tornado”
"I just can't escape this storm"
I'm fighting for you, my Goddess!
Please call me Xiao Qiang*.
Xiao Qiang* also means cockroach
"I don't want"
I'll write you a poem.
Snake Soup...Snake Soup is coming.
"I don't...I don't"
"I caaaaan't~~~~"
Bastards!
What are these punks doing?
"Love goes so fast like a tornado"
Did you forget your oath under the band flag?
"I can't stand this, and I have nowhere to hide"
Since I have heartbreak mist,
"I don't want to think about it"
I also have lovestruck gas.
"I don't...I don't"
Once it takes effect,
"I don't...I don't"
the poisoned will fall in love with the poisoner
"I don't want to think about you"
for twelve hours.
Are you going
to use that on me?
I know I'm handsome,
but I belong to women worldwide.
No one can enjoy me alone.
Relax
I won't use this childish venom on you.
For the Wangquan clan's reincarnation,
It'll be nothing the most special of treatment.
Such as
the poison of decay!
What are you doing?
You're already poisoned
Your cobweb
won't stop that.
No...
If you're hit again,
You'll die.
No!
Master Wang
Let me save
you this one time.
...at least...
let me save you this one time.
This scene
This deja-vu
What is
going on?
"Kicks against pricks"
You still treasure this weak version of The Human Weapon?
You've gotta be kidding me, 12580
You are still just a slave.
Qingtong! Stop!!!!
Just die with your jerk here.
Just like
500 years ago.
Five Hundred Years Ago
Even though your trauma was healed by my Fox Spirit Art,
your internal injuries were too great.
During the first month,
You won't be able to use your power.
I concealed this place.
Normal beings can't find it.
Anyways,
Just rest here.
I much appreciate this, brother Dongfang.
No
I should say
Cousin Yuechu.
I'm already well aware of our relation.
So, there's no need to be so ceremonious.
But...I didn't expect that
in your circumstances you could find the enlightenment
to walk your own path.
Those old dudes should have had you brainwashed.
Come on
Tell me
How'd you do it?
Masters!
The truffle soup is ready.
Enjoy it while it's hot.
Now I understand
how you came to be enlightened.
Speaking of which
I learned some of these dishes from my friends while I was out.
If you don't mind...
Delicious
By the way
Cousin Yuechu
I have a question for you.
That lady in red who defeated 500 guards outside the Wangquan mansion,
what's your relation to her?
This...
Damn
I never thought of how to introduce
her to people.
She's my fairy sister?
That sounds like a regular relationship.
I was raised by her?
That's makes her sound like my nanny.
I'm pursuing her?
That sounds frivolous.
I've got it!
I'm her child groom.
That sounds innocent and sentimental.
and more importantly it's accurate.
That's it.
Thinking this hard is exhausting.
I need some nutrients.
What's wrong, cousin?
You...You're fine with eating this?
It's quite a dish.
daisy*: In Chinese it means anus, because they looks alike. （ ☼ ）
My daisy* has an urgent errand to run.
Gotta go!
Master Dongfang is such a busy man.
At least leave after the meal.
He doesn't
seem to enjoy food much.
Delicious my ass!
Yesterday's breakfast is gonna come out!
That punk ate it like everything was fine.
Fuck
Are we really related?
I can't hold it!
I better find a nice diner in the city to wash out my mouth with.
Master
I'm heading out to look for food.
What do you want for lunch?
Mushrooms
Alright
I'll be back soon.
Who am I speaking to?
What business
do you have with me?
I'm the Southland Elder: Venom Widow.
I've come
to avenge my husband.
I'm back~
Master, Master
I found so many beautiful mushrooms.
Today's lunch will...
I'd heard the Human Weapon was seriously injured,
but I didn't buy it at first
So I observed you for several days.
Today's little test
had unexpected results.
Just a little poisoned mist can make you bleed.
It seems that the Taoist Human Weapon has become appalling weak.
There's still a God!
Taoist Human Weapon
Today you will meet your doom!
Please let master Fugui go.
My Master!
Master
Please...
Qingtong
You...
Master
The one who seriously injured your husband
is indeed from The Wangquan clan,
but
Master Fugui hadn't even been born yet
He had nothing to do with it.
So
Please
Please let him go.
Just recently,
I heard a ridiculous story on the street.
That story was called
"Let me be your eyes"!
The mightiest Human Weapon in The Tao League's history
gave up The Ultra Blade of the Cosmos
for a low-life spirit.
He betrayed his clan
and was injured for doing so.
That is a heroic story.
But he never considered that
the low-life spirit
Wasn't his eyes.
but instead the demon who blindfolded
him and led him to his death.
Her true identity is
one of the spies I planted near the Wangquan mansion years ago.
Code name
12580
And her job was to
destroy you.
Wangquan Fugui
No
That's not true.
No...
N...o...
You doesn't seem to believe me,
but if you think this over, you should realize...
Without her guidance,
how would I be able to find a place
concealed by Dongfang Yuechu?
Master Fugui...
The dim light through this dark night
Waltzing with themselves
Hard to come by but in such a hurry
In avoidance of stranding in this deep night
One missing of destiny
Or an uncertain detour
Is the classic masterpiece of reunion
Faced the frosty wind along the roadside
Whoever has regret
In this maze of love
Never met yet close to each other
As if half my lifetime was wasted
I'm only waiting for you
As the half-moon shining in your eyes
Turn around