Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
I was really scared just now.
No, we were the ones that were terrified.
New Master, your powers really scared us.
But no one chased us for quite a while.
It seems they gave up.
That's great.
I'm so tired.
No! We haven't given up!
W-We'd never give up!
I-I... I'm a pursuer here to nab you!
I just got lost earlier.
Then I fell into a ditch.
The three pandas judged by their animalistic intuition.
We can win.
"Pursuer"?
Just you alone?
Shield of Warriors!
Shield for Poisons!
Shield of Immortals!
Idiot. Don't underestimate pandas!
Do you still think you're worth any attention away from the Poison Madam?
I guess so.
That's because I have Poison Madam's notes.
Before your shields form, I'll use the Poison Palm to break the Shield of Warriors.
I can use my demonic powers to break the Shield for Poisons.
Then I can use brute force to break the Shield of Immortals.
After that, you'll just be a bunch of trash.
That's despicable!
- You didn't even give us time to chant. - Next...
After defeating you three,
the final attack is...
The words on the back are smudged by water!
That means I don't have a strategy to defeat this enemy.
What do I do? I'm so nervous.
I-I'm really uneasy...
She's in such an imposing stance.
Even her candy-licking is so graceful.
I bet she's powerful.
She's a formidable enemy.
Sh-She looks really powerful.
I can't tell what she's planning.
I can't hold out any longer.
I'm mimicking Big Brother Taoist's stance before a fight,
but I'm still so scared.
No, I can't back down.
Big Brother Taoist was always protecting me.
But now he's in this state.
My new panda followers were also defeated.
I can't rely on anyone else.
This time, I'll protect them.
I'll defeat the enemy.
Wh-What will she do?
I have to be like Big Brother Taoist.
She will take action.
Just like Big Brother Taoist.
This is too intimidating!
Is that stance Zen Sect's Single Finger Soul Tremor Pill?
Or is it Sole Yang Finger of a minority tribe's fallen kingdom?
You!
No!
Hand over a dozen colorful lollipops, and I'll spare your life!
It's good to be intelligent,
but not everyone has that.
Thank goodness I brought some along.
You didn't hide any, right?
Here's all I have on me.
If I find you still have colorful lollipops,
the consequences will be...
I just recalled! Here are two more.
I told you to be honest.
I'm telling the truth now! I really don't have any left!
Fine.
Get lost.
Got it!
Thank you for sparing my life!
Our perspective on the world...
Has changed again.
Something is off.
I shouldn't be the hunted one.
Big Brother Taoist, run! Big Brother Taoist, let's run.
I'm sorry.
Why did you come back?
But my mission is to stop you from getting close to the princess.
Even if I can't defeat you, I still have to fight.
A fight?
Why is this happening?
Why?
Big Brother Taoist usually tells them to get lost,
and the enemy flees as far as they can.
How did I mess up?
Was my stance wrong?
Was it my gaze?
Senior, we...
Since you are determined to be defeated...
We won't show any mercy.
Boss. There are times you must fight.
But...
Don't worry, Boss. We have a plan.
This Poison Boy is an idiot.
Just leave it to us.
My boss was the legendary fox spirit,
Tushan Hong Hong.
She won't dirty her hands by bullying a junior like you.
So appreciate her kindness.
She won't bully those weaker than her.
So we'll let you have it easy today.
Let's fight with the duels of the Southern Kingdom.
In Southern Kingdom's duels,
both parties gather poison in their palms
to shake hands.
If one person is poisoned, the opponent wins.
If a party withdraws the poison in their palm, their opponent wins.
Winner.
Come on. Use your strongest poison to attack us.
Get ready.
One.
Two.
Senior, I'm sorry.
Here's 10% of my powers.
Thousand Poisons.
Scarlet Flame Poison.
Illusory Yin Poison.
Melamine.
Supreme Meaning.
Fox Spirit Mobile Game!
G-Game...
It's totally useless.
Actually, the last one was quite powerful.
I-I'm no match for her.
Kowtow properly to us.
Perhaps we'll spare you today.
Show us how cute you can be too.
It has to be enchanting.
I know you're a powerful Tushan figure, and I'm no match for you.
B-But I'm on a mission so I have no choice.
I'll let Her Highness down if I return now.
I heard Mount Tu has another type of duel.
I wonder if we could spar in that today.
Mount Tu?
Mount Tu's duel method!
I know about that!
Mount Tu's duels originated from Tushan Hong Hong.
It's very simple.
Wait, Boss. We don't care what goes on with that.
Humans have also been using this form of duels.
Everyone will get it once I tell you.
Wait, don't enter the commentary so quickly.
Mount Tu's duel is a competition of strength.
This type of duel is called arm wrestling.
It's a duel only meant for the strong.
It's a competition for those physically and mentally robust.
Do you understand now?
Yes, I do.
The problem now is that thing to your upper left, Boss.
It can't be resolved with just our understanding.
Poison Madam said I don't have to play nice with you guys.
So cut the crap.
I'm fine with competing with anyone.
I, Poison Boy, Gao Daqiang, will fight with all my might this time.
If I lose again, I'll resign myself to my fate.
Wait!
We just found out that your name is Gao Daqiang!
You're so shameless.
You already lost once!
Let me do it.
Boss, don't fool around. You'll die.
Boss, look at his biceps. They're bigger than your head.
How will we account for your death?
It's okay.
Gao Daqiang, I have a request.
Please speak your mind.
Can we compete in the bushes over there?
"The bushes"?
Okay, you can decide.
Let's go.
Shoot. If His Majesty blames us for this,
we'll lose our year-end bonus.
All done. Pandas, let's go.
- Boss! - Boss, are you okay?
I won.
That's great.
Time to welcome the Year of the Dog!
Fabulous! Long live Boss!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you suddenly collapse?
Just now, I suddenly felt really weak.
"Weak"?
Little Yue Chu, don't scare me.
How are you feeling now?
Maybe it was anemia,
a lack of nutrition.
"Anemia"?
Hurry! Get me pork knuckles, bird's nest, and ginseng soup!
Prepare 15 tables of a royal banquet!
Hurry!
Yes!
Little Yue Chu, eat well.
You'll be fine in two days.
"Two days"?
That's right. We have to get to work in two days.
"Get to work"?
Stop!
We're Her Highness' guards.
We've witnessed your entire journey.
You have no real skills to boast of.
We're not as easy to fool as the Poison Boy.
We won't let you obstruct Her Highness!
Crap, we bumped into smart ones this time!
We can only fight.
Shield of Warriors! Shield for Poisons!
Shield of Immortals!
Die!
Wait!
Don't attack so suddenly!
Our shields are still cooling down!
It's against the law to kill a national treasure!
Ignorant Folks.
Stand back!
Big Brother Wang.
That's right.
I'm Big Brother Wang.
The word "powerful" was created for me.
It's so touching.
What? How did he slice our four magic weapons with a single slash?
We've been tailing them.
They don't have such a mighty person with them.
Fine, we'll fight next time!
Run!
Feels great.
Young Master, you're amazing after remastering the Wangquan sword's intent.
You were in a coma for a short while, but you're even more charming after waking.
Being invincible is so lonely.
Excuse me, Benefactor.
This is worth celebrating,
but can you still remember
that the technique for the Wangquan sword's intent is...
It's traded for years of your life.
If you use the sword intent,
your life will shorten.
- Young Master turned gray. - Fu Gui, what's wrong?
It seems he only recalled the technique's execution. As for the rest...
Let me explain to you.
This is the gist of it.
With my life...
My life...
- Fu Gui, where are you going? - Young Master, wait for me.
So you are good guys.
You even helped Big Brother Wang recall such a powerful move.
Young Master Wang is our benefactor.
This is our duty.
Big Sister, take us to see Big Brother Taoist.
I'm sorry.
We're the princess' subordinates,
but her specific whereabouts
are a mystery to us.
I see.
It's fine. We have this.
We have this butterfly to lead the way.
Stay away from me!
That's the Seven Star Nether-phoenix Butterfly.
It can kill!
So all of you are scared of butterflies.
Third Young Miss, you're absolutely right.
With this butterfly, you could locate the princess.
But after my wife,
those two guarding the princess
are the most powerful among the Five Poison Enforcers:
the Poison Old Lady and the Poison Old Man.
Their poisons are unfathomable.
In terms of combat power, they're as powerful as demon lords.
Benefactor, if you must go there, please be careful.
Follow the little butterfly!
I feel so weak.
I-I want to see a doctor.
They don't seem to be listening.
I'm sorry, everyone.
We've repaid your kindness.
This is as far as we can go with you.
Now, it's time for us to account for our responsibilities.
Honey, are you ready?
Her Higness has been so kind to us.
We failed to attack her enemies just to repay a personal debt of gratitude.
We even helped him to gain enlightenment.
To prove our unfaltering loyalty to Her Highness,
we'll amputate our arms
as punishment for our crimes.
Benefactor, although you can protect yourself now,
you're still no match for Her Highness.
We two sincerely wish Her Highness success
in finding... him.
Everyone, keep up!
Hurry, hurry!
Chasing this butterfly feels like an outing.
Boss, don't lower your guard. Enemies lay ahead.
That's right. Big Brother Taoist is waiting for us to save him.
By the way, Boss...
The Poison Boy's demonic form looked like he was definitely insanely strong.
He was just like Shi Kuan, the North Mountain Demon Emperor.
So...
How did you win with these thin arms?
What's wrong?
Big Brother Taoist said I can't tell anyone.
"Big Brother Taoist"?
Isn't he...
I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Well, she really entered the forest.
Hold on. Something weird must have happened.
Let me ponder this.
What are they doing?
Why did they stop for some riddles?
Something isn't right.
I can feel that the poisonous miasma in the vicinity has thickened.
Look. The Seven Star Nether-phoenix Butterfly is getting more agitated.
If I'm right, the Princess of Southern Kingdom
should be close by.
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
The light in the dark night
Spinning in their own circles
Eager to meet promptly
Don't get trapped in the long night
Destined to miss meeting each other
Destined to have a twist
Just for a classic reunion
Battered by wind and frost on the road
Everyone has regrets
In this maze of love
We've yet to meet, but we're near each other
It seems half a lifetime passed in vain as I wait for you
Half of the clear moon has already turned away