Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
What's wrong?
Big Brother Taoist said I can't tell anyone.
"Big Brother Taoist"?
Isn't he...
I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Well, she really entered the forest.
Was it...
I got it.
Lord Bai Yue Chu has just been pretending.
In fact, everything was just his plan.
I-If that's the case,
after we've kept him in this chicken coop, will he...
What a ferocious chirp!
It's intimidation! It's a blatant show of power.
Please forgive us for keeping you in a cage.
The National Treasures greet you, Lord Bai Yue Chu!
Look at our terrible dark eye circles!
We really have terrible eyesight!
Judging from his gracious chirp,
he has completely forgiven us.
If the princess failed to swap out this great man's soul,
that means we can just watch his fight with the princess.
We can just benefit from the fight
and easily complete His Majesty's task.
Our year-end bonus will fall into our laps.
Th-This looks...
It's like a real chicken.
What should we do?
He's just a chicken!
Big Brother Taoist.
- We can't defeat the princess, and we have a weak chicken. - Wash it first or you'll get a tummy ache.
This is just making His Majesty's task even harder.
The cries of the weak sound foul.
Uncouth country bumpkins like you guys know nothing of the world.
It's ridiculous that you're pinning your hopes
on weak Bai Yue Chu.
Don't worry.
As a real powerhouse,
I've resolved the disadvantages of the Wangquan sword's intent.
Your princess can await righteous punishment of my sword.
He figured out the Wangquan sword's intent?
Is it true?
Although the Wangquan sword's intent drains life,
I've thought of this.
Loads of tonics are in the world to prolong life.
This, this, this, and this.
All these can be bought with money.
If I keep taking these supplements,
I can live as long as I want!
Big Brother Fu Gui, you're so amazing.
I'm wealthy.
I don't care about longevity!
- I can wield the Wangquan sword's intent at will. - I want to tell him those medicines are lies.
- I'm invincible. - Amazing.
Young Master Wang, please help us.
- Has Young Master been poisoned, too? - Such pleasant calls! Do it again!
He has always been like this.
Speaking of poisons, Young Madam.
When the poison in Xiao Fan and I fade,
we'll need your help with our clothes.
Sure, no problem.
Young Master isn't such a fool.
The Poison Madam said you were poisoned twice
so her methods can't remove the poison fully.
So I think Young Master is working that hard
and making up such a dumb excuse without hesitation
just to defeat the princess
and remove your poison.
R-Really?
Fu Gui is so gentle.
Don't doubt this. It must be true.
Xiao Fan, you're usually quiet and scholarly,
but you don't hold back with flattery.
That doesn't fit your character.
This first half of the Southern Kingdom arc has to be redone.
The butterfly!
We can't let the butterfly escape.
Don't run!
Butterfly!
Who's there?
I'm Poison Old Man under Princess of Southern Kingdom's command.
Your journey ends here.
Th-The Poison Old Man?
Don't go there!
You can't go there!
Grandpa, please let go.
People said this butterfly is very poisonous.
Put it down! Put it down!
Boss, this isn't the time to worry about such things.
What are you saying?
Hurry and help the grandpa expel the poison.
"Poison"?
I don't think so.
I can't believe he swallowed the Seven Star Nether-phoenix Butterfly!
Grandpa, how could you eat it?
We need it to find Big Brother Taoist!
If you're hungry, you can tell us.
We have other animals to eat here.
That's not the point, Boss.
What do you mean when you said other animals to eat?
Even after you saw me swallow the most poisonous creature in Southern Kingdom,
you didn't even falter.
You deserve to be Tushan's Third Master.
I'm not that great.
This isn't the time to feel flattered!
This old man is our enemy!
A super mighty enemy!
- What's wrong with these uncouth animals? - Really?
- What's up with that corny old man? - What were you thinking?
- Fu Gui, be careful. - I just thought he's an old man who loves butterflies.
This old man is a skilled fighter.
- How can there be such an old man in the world? - A skilled fighter?
Maybe an old man from Guangdong.
Skilled fighters don't exist in my eyes.
Third Master, aren't you seeking Bai Yue Chu?
Yes, but the butterfly was...
You don't need the butterfly.
You don't need anything to lead the way.
I can tell you this.
Her Highness is in the cave over there.
Of course,
Bai Yue Chu is also in there.
Big Brother Taoist.
That's not all.
I can also tell you this.
Her Highness captured Bai Yue Chu this time
to hold a ceremony on the night of the full moon two days later.
After that, Bai Yue Chu will cease to exist in this world.
Thank you, you're such a kind person!
Everyone, let's go over there.
Boss, hold on. I don't think that's what he meant.
You should continue observing.
Third Master, I'm willing to tell you everything
for one reason.
As long as I'm here,
you'll never be able
enter a ten-feet radius of this place.
Boss, run away!
He will attack!
Is this a competition?
The duel of Southern Kingdom, right?
I understand.
No, Boss! It's different this time!
Isn't it this one?
Fine, let's arm wrestle in the bushes.
That's not it either!
Why are you screaming?
All of you, step down!
Old Man, I don't know who you are.
But no one can try to look cool with me around.
In my past life, I was...
I know.
Wangquan Fu Gui, right?
Have a taste of this.
How is it, Little Yue Chu?
Are you full?
I'm so full.
Thank you so much.
You can eat as much as you like.
Don't get anemic again.
Hey. Why did you bring me here?
I bet you don't just want to stuff my stomach.
How much do
you
remember about me?
You gave me lots of food.
Well, what about this?
Have you ever seen this bell?
Never.
Did your family ever tell you
you had this bell on you when you were born?
Not at all.
I knew it.
You were so glib back in the day.
The Chief of Demons couldn't be so impartial and selfless.
Tushan Fox Spirits!
You're despicable and shameless!
You know my name, but you still have the guts to provoke me.
In that case, I'll show you what I'm capable of!
The wind gusts so suddenly.
Is he a wind demon?
The wind is strong,
but the trees aren't bent by it.
They're just swaying.
The leaves are falling rapidly.
Whatever.
Have a taste of my mace first!
- Young Master! - Young Master!
Granny, why did you...
Third Master, we don't want to make things hard for you.
Neither do we want to offend Tushan.
But Her Highness has waited for him for centuries.
As long as we both are here,
no one is allowed to disrupt her.
You're too weak.
You can't get past us.
If you don't want to get hurt,
just stay put for two days!
We really can't defeat you.
B-But... I still have to save Big Brother Taoist.
Let me pass. I just want to save Big Brother Taoist.
It's useless to say more.
Heed my advice and...
You're the one who should leave.
You old woman. How dare you ambush me!
Head to me if you have guts!
I'll show you how powerful I am!
Young Master, she did defeat you head-on.
I saw it clearly!
Will you die if you don't shut up?
I'll let you know what happens
when you ambush me.
Four Guardians Mirror!
Vermilion Bird!
One supermarket voucher worth ¥50,000 ($7,000)
and a 60% discount card at a luxury beauty parlor.
Work hard. Leave it to us.
We'll beat her to a pulp.
Our demonic powers are even greater than the little demon lord.
Ancient relics should shut up.
- My supermarket voucher. - My beauty parlor discount card.
In just a few seconds... Hey! No way.
Weren't you boasting happily just now?
Stand back. You're no match for me.
Don't get complacent.
Don't forget, we outnumber you.
What... what's the use of having more people?
That has advantages.
Everyone!
Run in different directions!
Got it!
What do you think?
Didn't you say no one can go beyond a ten-feet radius of you guys?
Let's see how you chase us now!
Young Master is really smart!
"Smart"?
You mistakenly think you're smart.
I said you can't get past us.
So that'll never happen.
How can the Poison Old Lady be so fast?
She intercepted us from seven directions at the same time.
That's unbelievable.
The Azure Dragon and Vermilion Bird could trample a little demon lord, but were defeated in one hit.
We were even intercepted at such speed.
This power is preposterous.
Oh no.
There's only one day left after today.
If we don't hurry, we'll...
Hold on. It's not right.
The sun is currently
setting visibly fast.
The clouds in the sky are also moving at top speed.
The moon has already risen over there.
In the first half of the episode, those leaves fell at rapid speed too.
No way. Is this couple using the legendary magic skill,
Immortal Chess?
What is Immortal Chess?
Immortal Chess.
According to legends, a man climbed mountains to get firewood.
He saw immortals playing chess.
So he stopped to watch.
So boring.
- I'm going home. - He went home afterward.
Then he found out...
centuries had already passed in the mortal world.
This is Immortal Chess.
An immortal's magic skill that can manipulate time.
Manipulating and speeding up time.
H-How do we fight them?
Dang it. If this goes on, we won't gain any progress.
A day is nothing.
In the blink of an eye, a week would have passed!
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
The light in the dark night
Spinning in their own circles
Eager to meet promptly
Don't get trapped in the long night
Destined to miss meeting each other
Destined to have a twist
Just for a classic reunion
Battered by wind and frost on the road
Everyone has regrets
In this maze of love
We've yet to meet, but we're near each other
It seems half a lifetime passed in vain as I wait for you
Half of the clear moon has already turned away