Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
Th-The sun is up.
Time was sped up so a whole day has passed.
It's finally time.
Her Highness has been waiting for so many years.
Finally,
it's going to start.
Stop.
It seems I can't pretend to be a foolish old man anymore.
Y-Your Majesty!
His Majesty is here. What should we do?
If this mission is a mess, will he...
Before he notices us, why don't we... why don't we hide?
Hide.
- This old man... - Has frightening demonic powers.
Imperial Father. Wh-Why are you here?
Aren't you supposed...
Supposed to be in the Poison Mountain?
Someone really wanted to make me into a foolish old man.
They thought the Poison Nobleman was enough to lure me away.
Then they hid themselves here
with their own life.
Imperial Father. Are you here to persuade me to go back?
Will that work?
I've been trying to convince you for centuries.
If my words had any power, this wouldn't be happening.
So be it.
Folks, I'm sure you still don't understand.
You don't know why my daughter captured Bai Yue Chu in this manner.
This is all because my daughter
fell in love with someone hard to love many years ago.
He's Pingqiu Yue Chu.
I'm saying it's difficult to love him because we found out much later
the Taoist Alliance and Demon Alliance were desperately looking for Pingqiu Yue Chu.
He's the reincarnation of Dongfang Yue Chu.
The reincarnation of Dongfang Yue Chu?
By the time we found out the truth, Pingqiu Yue Chu was about to die.
This fact could've been hidden from Tushan without a trace.
But my daughter insisted on going to Mount Tu
for an oath of reincarnated love.
However, there was no way Tushan spirits would give him up.
When my daughter returned from Mount Tu, she was on the verge of death.
Who hasn't fallen in love before?
It's normal to fight for love in a moment of passion.
I thought my daughter was the same.
I thought time would make this fade.
But I realized that I underestimated my daughter.
She had never spent any effort in reading books.
Yet she started studying ancient texts with all she had.
She was desperate to evade Tushan and resurrect her lover.
She didn't even hesitate to collude with Black Foxes for this.
She let them control her.
Years flew by.
As the princess of a kingdom,
she was showered with luxuries and surrounded by servants since birth.
She never lacked in life.
Youngsters can work hard, but they can't endure hardships.
Once she was willing to endure hardships for years,
I knew for sure.
My daughter has grown up.
She was no longer the princess who acted on a whim.
She was an adult who knew what she truly wanted.
But her father is just too old.
He's too useless.
He was too old to even help her back then.
Now, this matter has arisen once more.
I've made up my mind.
Even if I'll end up provoking those Tushan monsters,
I'm going to stop those
who attempt to disrupt my daughter's plans.
Old folks don't like to give it their all,
But...
a father can do it.
Imperial Father!
Crap!
Use your magic powers to stop the poison released by that old man.
Watch out! The poison gas is coming!
What should I do?
You... you can flail your arms.
Got it.
Steamed Chicken, what do we do now?
We can't just keeping doing this.
Idiot, are you dumb?
This enclosed space is advantageous for that old man.
Once we get outside, this gas will be useless, Stupid.
Chicken, I was just about to suggest this.
You beat me to it.
What are you talking about?
Scumbag with a Level 9 brain.
You don't have the intelligence to come up with this idea.
I'll kick you to death!
Why must you be a chicken?
- I'll kill you! Go back to your Mario world! - Fu Gui, stop it.
- I'll kill you! - Dumb Tortoise!
- I'll make sure your butt is kicked swollen! - Stop it.
- We need to get out of here! - Get out?
Dream on.
You're nimble with the stick.
Unfortunately, it's pointless.
Over here.
I'm everywhere.
The Poison Form,
mode of all poisons.
Using the body as poison, and using poison as the form.
He permeates the entire poisonous miasma and can't be located.
Great eyesight, you're truly worthy of being my son-in-law.
I'll accept the compliment, but...
I don't want to be your son-in-law.
This is just poison infused into demonic energy.
I'll use the Pure Yang Flame to eliminate the demonic energy,
and you'll lose your hiding place.
Besides, your precious daughter needs me.
You can't kill me.
If you don't let me go,
I'll show you my supreme blazing...
Wh-Why is this happening?
I still have cash to my name.
I can afford Tushan's Nine Revolutions Mystic Water.
Once this is mixed into the poisonous miasma,
it's quite effective in putting out the demon-slaying fire.
Why... do you have this prepared?
Welcome, Captain of Yiqi Taoist Alliance's Mount Goosebumps Unit.
Please forgive our princess for kidnapping your son and turning you into a child.
Since you're so sincere, I'll forgive you for turning me into a child.
But Bai Yue Chu is my very important son.
So the stuff I provided to your emperor...
You get it.
As they say, if a son is well raised, parents have no worries in old age.
I can count on my son for the rest of my life.
This is the check for ¥100,000 from His Majesty.
It's ¥100,000?
It's ¥100,000!
A son is really the best thing to have.
Where is it? Where is it?
I heard that Brother Qiu En is here.
What a feast.
Where is he?
Up there.
That sound!
Is it my great brother, Bai Xiao?
That's right, my brother! It's me.
Is it really my good brother, Bai Xiao?
Yes! I'm your dear brother, Bai Xiao.
Scumbag!
Screw you!
- I'm wandering the world alone. - Wait, my brother.
- But you're here feasting all day long. - I'm the Foreign Affairs Minister.
This is my job.
- Work? You scumbag. - You two can catch up.
- I'm leaving. - Brother, listen to me!
You...
These are vouchers for the best lustful bars in the Southern Kingdom.
I've been saving them for you.
My brother.
You're... a great brother.
Right? Our friendship runs so deep.
Nothing ever...
By the way...
The Poison King has made his move, hasn't he?
He quelled the Southern Kingdom's 72 cave lord rebellion by himself.
This last remaining demon lord about 10,000 years old
has already taken action, hasn't he?
How can my silly son win on his turf?
You might have put out the demon-slaying fire, but...
Are you looking for this?
Do you want to use the Tear of Void?
When did you take it away?
Darn him.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Aolai Kingdom's magic skill.
Unfortunately, this has its shortcomings.
This way.
What did you add to the poisonous miasma?
The World-devouring Energy is just a skill of eating.
It's just an eating technique.
Once the energy flow of your digestive tract is disrupted,
you can't use that trick.
For example, the poisonous gas contains croutons that have been fermenting for three years
and rotten bananas.
What?
Fabulous! It's art!
I have to learn this well!
Darn you!
Why do you know me so well?
All of my...
I think I know what's going on.
There's only one reason you're so precise in tackling my weaknesses.
You... sold out all of your son's weaknesses to the Poison King?
That's right.
I thought that would only fetch ¥500, but I never expected this.
It's ¥100,000!
My cursed father.
I'll beat him to death next time.
Well, please release Pingqiu Yue Chu.
My daughter.
Thank you, Imperial Father.
Wh-What is this?
This is a love venom.
"A love venom"?
In the Southern Kingdom,
when girls are stuck with unrequited love,
they'll pick a blessed spot to nurture a bug.
They'll feed it with their demonic energy and blood daily.
They'll pray to be together with the one they love.
That's the love venom.
It's one that can fulfill true love.
With 99% of my blood,
I pray for long-lasting love.
Infatuation always brings immense suffering.
May the spirit of the love venom appear.
With 99% of my blood,
I pray for long-lasting love.
Infatuation always brings immense suffering.
May the spirit of the love venom appear.
Why did the weather suddenly change?
What's that...
in the sky?
What are they doing?
What a big mouse!
What the heck is this?
It's been such a long time.
Are you doing well?
My...
Little Yue Chu.
Timing and subtitles by the 💘 Nine-tailed Cupid 💘 Team @Viki.com
Flowers aren't flowers; my heart is like a mirror
But this awakening is worth celebrating
I'm the only one who can't make a sound
Like a tenacious illness tied to fate
Witnessing life yet failing to see life
I assumed that in this mortal world everyone is waiting
Compassion and fate are medicine; everyone enjoys it very much
Why has just one person fallen out of favor?
Let me ask you, all living beings applauding for me
But I was never recognized
I could only listen but lacked the courage to appear
Even if I wanted to be a puppet, no one supported me
All living beings that go on dates with me but never get close to me
Whose soul is it?
Lend me your body for now. If I don't have a lover
Who is trapped in this interrogation and adding to my wounds?