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My fair lady
Can we do it again?
Princess, you are awake.
This is great.
I heard, yesterday,
that princess was in critical condition.
Thanks to a man falling from the sky...
Don't...
ever talk to me...
Croak?
about that Scumbag!
You Are Such A...
Scumbag!!!!
Princess, calm down.
Stay calm, stay calm
I'm gonna sentence this freaking pervert to death right here!
But, Princess,
your practice almost went bad!
You can't use any spirit power right now.
Let go of me!
Yes
Let go! I'm gonna kill him!
This kind of hard labor...
...this falls into my job description!
If I do not poison his head rotten,
Idiots!
I will not find peace in my heart!!!!
What do you think you are doing?
Kill...
My Royal Niece,
no matter what,
he did save you!
That is you savior!
And now, not only do you not think of returning the favour,
but still want to kill him as well.
If this gets out,
the Royal family will be ashamed!
Our Huandu clan,
as the royals of Southland,
will never be the ones who bites the hand that feeds them!
He's right, Princess.
We can't judge a man
by his actions alone...
Princess
You are so beautiful~
In that circumstance,
a male's "inability to help himself"
is understandable...
What she said!
Holding a girl in my arms like this,
no man can resist that!
And I am in my...
PUBERTY~
Send him to the...
Royal Prison!
Princess, give it a second thought!
Failed at the last minute! Man
falls from sky and saves Princess!
The Princess abused her savior
Is the Royal Family cruel
The first kiss of
Princess...
Mysterious...
What are these bastards writing!!!???
Where's the "He's a scumbag"!?
This...
Wait a minute
No
I can never let anyone know that he's a scumbag.
I have made my name, Huandu Luolan known to the world.
How could anybody know that...
my first kiss
was taken by a scumbag!?
Princess
So, the one who saved you and kissed you is
a scumbag?
Your words requires evidence!
Who told you that!?
You just yelled it out yourself!
Me?
Yes.
Shut your frog hole!
If anyone knows about this, I'll hold you responsible!!!
My! Princess please keep your voice down!
But princess,
the truth will come out anyway.
What's done is done.
I, your humble servant, have an idea.
Now
The matter of him being a scumbag,
hasn't come out.
So,
we have enough time.
How about...
We detain him,
and train him to be a fine dashing gentleman.
Then hold a news conference,
let him meet the press there.
By that time,
this matter
will be buried away without anyone's knowledge.
This is what we called,
crossing the sea without emperor's knowledge*: is the first strategy in the ancient Chinese war strategy book called "Thirty-six Stratagems". It means "mask your real goals, by using the ruse of a fake goal, until the real goal is achieved."
"crossing the sea without emperor's knowledge"*
"turning black into white"
Yeah...
That's all I can do...
Royal Prison
You...
Pervert!
Go away!
Sis,
what's wrong with that guy?
He's terrifying!
Don't be afraid, little girl~
I'm just one hot man in puberty.
Help!
Come here~
Help us!
I just wanna chat.
If we had only known the prison was this horrible,
What are you afraid of?
we'd never have robbed anyone!
Come on~
I'll be lonely if no one talks to me.
Help~
Why doesn't
Help! Stay back!
this prison separate males from females?
You're really...
confident you can train him to be a gentleman?
Your servant
will die trying!
Now, I can just...
hope only a few people have read the newspaper...
Fox
Spirit
Mat
chm
aker
Nan
guo
(the
South
land)
Flowered, yet not flowers
My heart's clear as a mirror.
But when I open my eyes, I appreciate.
Only my voice is ignored,
just like a chronic disease due to my sealed fate.
To reveal the mortal's cause, yet no mortal in sight.
I thought in this rolling world
everyone's waiting.
The benevolence is just like the guiding herbs.
Everybody enjoys this most.
Why am I disgraced and forced to be alone?
I question
this rolling world.
Mortals
give me applause,
yet nowhere to stand.
Only to be heard, but never to reveal oneself.
Even when I wanna be a puppet, no one's there to pull my strings.
Mortals
flatter me but never try to be close.
Whose soul
possessed my mortal flesh?
If love hasn't arrived
who wanna be trapped in those concerns
just to be cut open again.
Episode 76
Bastards
Why should we take orders from The Spirit Union?
"We must live in harmony with Humans"?
I've no idea what is on the Royals mind!
They really answered to that bullshit call?
The thought of living together with human chopped meat,
makes me nauseous!
Rebel!
Overthrow the dark rule of the Huandu Clan!
Cave Master*: is a title like lord. In south part of China, there's a lot of caves, so the one who rules the nearby land, lives in the cave. That's ancient history, though.
Cave Masters*
Keep it down
What if The Venom King heard this?
Yes, Yes....
Quiet, Quiet
Quiet
His Majesty is
an ass.
Fight for the freedom of Yaoguai!
Pathetic
Each one of you claims to be a rebel.
Yet you all are afraid of that power.
Venom King Huandu Qintian
has the power of invincibility.
That power has been
untouchable in the southwest for 5000 years
No one can defeat him.
It's not undefeatable,
it's just that you don't know when to defeat him.
Here
The last two days' newspapers.
Have you read them?
Papers?
Does the paper
really says when we can defeat The Venom King's Mighty Art?
I can't find it!
How the hell would that be on a paper!?
Read it closely!
What's the headline for the last two days?
Woof!
The Princess failed her practice.
She was saved by a male
Some witnesses far away claimed:
The man was falling from the sky...
So...
Can you find the keynote to this news?
I'm good at summarizing the main idea!
It's the princess is kissed by someone!
It says that's the princess's first kiss~
Idiots!
Who cares?
The point is...
In the princess's critical condition,
The Venom King never came to guard her in the flesh.
Yes!
Could this means that...
They have a bad father and daughter relationship?
I do think they don't look alike...
Maybe the Princess is not Venom King's biological daughter...
Not that!!!!
I told you to ease up on the soap opera!!!!
Guardian requires stable spirit power.
The fact that Venom King never came,
means
his power
must be weakened.
Great!
How about we assault the Royal Palace now!?
Ease up on the excitement!
In this,
there's not only this good news,
but also a bad news.
You should all be aware of
the power of the Five Venom Grand Keepers.
Who is confident they can
sneak up into their ten steps radius without them knowing?
I can't
I'm afraid that
only the Venom King can do that...
But the one who saved the princess could!
That individual's power must be
beyond imagination!
If he joins the royal family,
our plan will never succeed.
Try your best to
investigate that individual's background!
Yes, sir!
It is said that "Books make man have a sense of shame".
From now on,
you'll be learning with me.
Pay attention to my lesson!
I'll teach you well with my whole heart.
OK
Got it!
I will try my best!
It's nice that he can listen...
His serious face is....
kind of cute....
Doing this...
makes it easier to listen to your heart.
I'm gonna kill you!
Wait, princess.
Spare him!
Before he was sent to the prison,
we gave him a full physical examination.
He...
has no power.
Your hit was so hard,
that it might kill your savior!
No power?
Pick him up.
Yes!
One test will tell,
whether he has power or not.
Power entered and
no response...
He's really
a mortal.
That is strange...
When he saved princess that day,
how could he avoid the Five Venom Grand Keeper's senses?
That's peculiar.
That doesn't matter!
Croak?
What matters it...
A mortal, who has no sense of honor and is weak as a Chicken,
took my first kiss????
If the whole kingdom knew about this,
they would think that
I forced him!
I must take this secret to the grave!
Since the Royal Prison has no place for him,
he'll be locked up here!
With this venom mist,
a mortal like him could not get out.
In a word...
along with the lessons for his personality,
we have to teach him spirit arts.
So he can be a man who is able to kiss me by force!
Before that,
he can have no contact with others.
Sister, you really are here~
Who's that!
Me, your brother~
Bro... brother?
I heard you met some danger during your practicing.
Luckily, a young boy saved you in time.
So, I'm here to meet him.
Meet him...
Noooo way, I won't allow it!
Why?
Be...Because....he's...he's tired! He's resting now.
You'll disturb his resting.
If that's the case...
that's a pity...
I heard he snuck into your chaotic venom without
The Five Venom Grand Keeper's knowing.
He must indeed be a powerful young hero!
Absolutely right.
He's a little bit more powerful than me.
So that kiss...
was forced by him.
That's impressive.
I really want to practice with him.
No, No need for that.
You'll get hurt
So to speak,
not a while ago,
I learned...
the Art of Turtle Neck.
This way I can see your savior from a distance,
and won't disturb his rest.
You're gonna freak him out!
Alright, Fine...
I won't see him.
Speak of which,
recently,
I haven't seen His Majesty around.
The old man...
I also don't seem to remember to seeing him lately.
Sister as well...
Could...
the rumor from outside be true?
Is his Majesty...
sick?
Who told you that?
What?
Fabricating my illness,
so you can be King?
I dare not.
Blessings for Your Majesty
I just heard some rumors and worry... about you.
Well. I'm not interested in those.
This time, I'm here specially to
meet my daughter's savior.
No... No! Nooo!
He...He's resting!
Then wake him up!
The King is here!
No can do...
Because...he got hurt when he saved me!
Then I'm here just in time to treat him.
No, he's fine...
I...I already
healed him, he's all good...
Wait. Sister, you look quite startled.
and no one passes through you.
Is there...
something embarrassing in there?
Injured
Healing
Embarrassing scene...
That must be our Southland's unique healing art!
The art of Yin-Yang Copulation.
Wait!
If we knew, we wouldn't be the third wheel here!
It's not what you think!!!!
She must have gone through trouble to deal with us well-dressed.
NOOO!!!
It's really not what you think!!!!
I can be at the wedding!
Come back here!
I never thought those two already got to home base.
Let me explain!
Sister is a lady with great passion.
A future queen indeed!
There's not been a single joyous occasion for years.
We need to make it spectacular!
Your Majesty!
Father, Brother
Damn
He's in
that building.
I heard princess's savior
is a powerful human.
unfortunately,
Humans are not that strong.
They're easy to cut up.
The hatchet man of the Spirit Realm:
The Five Elements of Fallen Sky
That's us!
The Five Elements of Fallen Sky
Never missing one target!
We know that Southland's Venom King
is the King of Venom.
Neither human nor spirit,
will ever make it out alive from your venom mist.
But, it's a shame that
the fifth brother who trapped you,
is Earth.
So...
you think
earth can't be poisoned?
Someone Ignorant like you
must also think that
Plants and Metal
aren't afraid of venom.
Take them away,
and torture them for intel.
Yes.
But,
the savior of our princess is...
Relax our Prince.
With my brother's Shield of the Warrior,
that slash was a piece of cake.
Your Majesty
How is he?
Not a sound
Should be fine.
OH?
There was such chaos out here,
he can stay put in there?
I admire his courage.
Such a young hero.
I must meet him now.
Please don't!
NOOOO!!!! O皿O
Please....
I'm so sorry, daughter.
I have no interest in prying into your kinks.
Princess!
We saw nothing!
It's not what it looks like!!!!
The Five Elements we hired with good money....
Didn't they say that they were not afraid of poison?
I was just their big mouth talking!
They really were worthless!
Venom King put down three of them like they were nothing.
Our money was wasted!
Keep it down, Cave Masters.
If someone heard you,
you would be exposed.
Yeah
Yes, Yes, Yes...
Right
Nobody can know
The capture of those three,
was always my plan.
They finished their task perfectly.
And I get two important bits of intel.
One
There's some thing wrong with Venom King's power.
He even needed help to defeat an enemy of this level.
The start of his Numerous Vemon Body was much slower.
Two
the planted agent in the Royal Palace saw
the mysterious savior of the princess,
was actually a powerless
mortal!
The dim light through this dark night
Waltzing with themselves
Hard to come by but in such a hurry
In avoidance of stranding in this deep night
One missing of destiny
Or an uncertain detour
Is the classic masterpiece of reunion
Faced the frosty wind along the roadside
Whoever has regret
In this maze of love
Never met yet close to each other
As if half my lifetime was wasted
I'm only waiting for you
As the half-moon shining in your eyes
Turn around